A good friend of mine really hurt his tow a while back and he fought off the pain for a very long time. That being said, he finally decided to go to the doctors and have something done. When I heard what happened for some reason this popped in my head and it's been so long since I've posted here I thought what the heck... let's post this one. Once you hear the tune I’m sure you’ll figure out what happened. I wish him a speedy recovery and hope he enjoys some humor. Music posted on YouTube by Yvan Jacques titled "The Flintstones Theme - guitar & piano Jazz cover (Hoyt Curtain)" This is a work of parody and therefore does not infringe on copyright. All images are from Google images and "labeled for re-use" Lyrics are posted below. Copyright Disclaimer Under Section 107 of the Copyright Act 1976, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. Fair use is a use permitted by copyright statute that might otherwise be infringing. "Flint’s Toe Tune" Flint’s toe he did not show it was killing him most everyday Flint though didn’t say so we all thought that he was a-okay Doctors said his toe looked really bad And what they all said to him was sad Flint’s toe hurting him so So ol’ Flint he got sedated… toe got amputated And now he’s feeling fine..! :-) If you enjoyed this tune and would like to hear some of my original songs then just come subscribe to my channel on Spotify or your online music provider. Of course I would be very grateful and if you have a channel I'll be happy to return the gesture. C ya..! :-)

Mark Taylor and I posted this one a few months ago and it was taken down from YouTube for a photo copyright violation so I redid the video and hopefully this time it will be okay. Hope you enjoy it guys and gals..! "Hand Me Down Guitar" By Mark & John Taylor with Tyler Selph. Copyright 2018 all rights reserved. Here's a song put together by father and son team Mark and John Taylor and it was posted by Mark here on Fando about 7 months ago. When I heard it as a pure instrumental I asked if they'd let me add some vocals to it and they said go for it so I did. Hear more of Mark's cool original and cover tunes on YouTube here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp3w... Hear over 200 of my original songs here... https://www.youtube.com/user/Tyzoid8 Melody & rhythm guitar by Mark Taylor Lead guitar, bass guitar, and drum programming by John Taylor Vocals & video production by Tyler Selph Lyrics below "Hand-Me-Down Guitar" When he was just ten his daddy walked in and said boy here you are You’ve been telling me lately you wanted to learn how to play the electric guitar But right now all the bills are so hectic That we can’t afford to buy anything new And I know you really want an electric But I hope that for now my acoustic will do It was a hand-me-down guitar Didn’t look and didn’t sound very good It was a hand-me-down guitar But he played the thing the best that he could It was an ugly old guitar he hated And he wished that he could throw it away No he didn’t like the thing but he played it And he got better and better and better each day as he played That hand-me-down guitar... As time moved along he got good playing songs and he learned about gain and impedance Living the dream and could play anything I mean the Beatles, the Stones, even Creedence..! So he got very good but he soon understood he would never get a brand new electric Though he begged and he pleaded he finally conceded hand-me-downs would be all he collected What he learned as a kid he passed on yes he did when his son came to be And I’m telling you all yeah the fruit doesn’t fall very far from the tree Cause his son loves to play music too And guitars he has more than a few And he plays every one that he has Yeah even the one handed down from his dad..! When I say his son plays that’s a huge understatement Got better and better down there in the basement No hand-me-down axe for his son oh no way It’s a brand new Les Paul… hear how he plays. Just a hand-me-down guitar Handed down from a father to son It was a hand me down guitar That’s all it took to start all the fun Hand me down guitar Didn’t like it when he got it that day A hand-me-down guitar But just now listen to the two of them play Yeah they’ll blow you away…! Hand Me Down

"A Hurricane Party" by Tyler Selph and HG Schmitz, copyright 2018 all rights reserved. I posted this a few weeks ago in a spoken version and afterwards Jaruska commented it would be a cool thing to have HG put some of his musical magic to it and HG was so cool to do that for me. So here's what we've put together. Hear more of HG's cool tunes on YouTube here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDHRaqwFJR-fm1vkr4yWxlw We realize there were many who suffered great losses during Hurricane Michael and for that reason HG and I are dedicating this song and video to those who lost their lives and others who made it through. I believe this creation has an important message and hope all will benefit from it. "A Hurricane Party" All instrumentation and drum tracking by HG Schmitz. Here more of HG's creations on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDHR... Lyrics and all vocal tracks written and recorded by Tyler Selph. Hear over 200 of my original songs on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/Tyzoid8 If you're kind enough to subscribe I will happily return the favor. Lyrics and credits below. They see that it’s coming they’re right there in its path They think that its funny they get high and they laugh But the weather man says, you gotta get out of town But they choose instead to keep on partying down They play their guitars while others all dance They know there’s a risk but they’re taking the chance It’s a Hurricane party and they’re there with their friends And they’ve got no idea how their story will end... Cause this Hurricane it’s not like those before It’s a wild raging beast and it’s coming ashore And it’s here to destroy everything in its way But they’re planning on dancing the whole night away Yeah they have so much fun none of them realizing Outside all that the water is filling the gutters and rapidly rising Then a brilliant blue flash and they hear a loud boom Then the lights all go out there in every single room Though they're there in the darkness they still feel no fear They light up some candles they’ve got lots of beer And then there’s no wind yeah the storms passed them by But they’ve no idea that they’re right in the eye..! And then just like that the wind hits one-fifty Windows all break out everything gets real iffy A wild howling wind blows their candles all out It’s now gone pitch black and they’ve all got to shout To the attic they yell so they all start to climb But it’s obvious now they’ve all run outta time Cause this Hurricane well it hasn't got a heart And it’s coming to scare and to tear everything apart This Hurricane no not like those before This Hurricane it should not be ignored This Hurricane when this beast comes to town Well that’s sure not the time to be partying down Less you all wanna drown… when this beast comes around But see they rolled the dice and they all took a chance Played their guitars while others all danced Poured lots of shots and they all did a toast As that Hurricanes eye got so close to the coast Now believe it or not they all somehow survived It's a miracle really that they’re still alive... 1st video from YouTube posted by Fox News titled "Hurricane Michael update tropical weather forecast" 2nd video from YouTube posted by Tornado Trackers titled "Extreme 4K Video of Hurricane Michael" 3rd video from YouTube titled "The Living Band" posted by Sinisa Jelovcic. 4th video from YouTube titled "inside a house that is hit by a tornado", posted by WeatherDisastersTV All images from Google images "labeled for re-use".

Mark Taylor asked me if I'd like to cover this Green Day classic tune and I was more than happy to join in with my vocals on his music tracks. Hear more of Marks cool creations here https://www.youtube.com/user/simplegu... Hear over 200 of my original tunes posted on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/user/Tyzoid8 Video production by Mark Taylor. Nuclear Family by Green Day & they retain all copyrights to this work. Lyrics below: Gonna ride the world like a merry-go-round Like a Ferris wheel like it’s breaking down Drinking angel’s piss, gonna crash and burn I just want some action so gimme my turn Like a Chinese drama and conspiracy It’s the death of a nuclear family staring up at you It’s looking like another bad comedy Just as long as it comes in hi-fidelity for me too Can you hear the sound coming over the hill? Gotta move my feet, it’s coming in for the kill Ba-baby, baby it’s a blow out ah yeah Like a nuclear bomb and it won’t be long ’til I detonate Like a Chinese drama and conspiracy Its the death of a nuclear family staring up at you It’s looking like another bad comedy Just as long as it comes in hi-fidelity for me too Gonna ride the world like a merry-go-round Like a Ferris wheel like it’s breaking down Scream, screaming, screaming bloody murder Wow Like a nuclear bomb and it won’t be long ’til I detonate Like a Chinese drama and conspiracy It’s the death of a nuclear family staring up at you It’s looking like another bad comedy Just as long as it comes in hi-fidelity for me too I say ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three 5-4-3-2-1

Miller Lite Christmas Tune by Tyler Selph copyright 2018 all rights reserved by Miller Brewing Co. Hope you enjoy this short clip.

Montrose cover, Rock The Nation, by Tyler Selph & Mark Taylor. No copyright claim. This Montrose tune was released by them in back in 1973 way before lead singer Sammy Hagar joined up with Van Halen. When my friend Mark Taylor said he wanted to cover it I said let's give it a try. Warner Bros and Montrose retain all copyrights and this video is not for profit. The video clips of Montrose performing live were posted on YouTube by Veliste. All guitars and drum tracks by Mark Taylor Lead & backup vocals by Tyler Selph Copyright remains that of Warner bros and Montrose. See other songs Mark has created here: https://www.youtube.com/user/simplegu... Here over 200 of my original songs here and if you subscribe, you can be certain I will return the favor... I'll be happy to return the favor. https://www.youtube.com/user/Tyzoid8 Lyrics below: Rock the Nation A Montrose Cover Alright… come on now… oooh yeah Let’s rock and roll..! Got it in me… I've got it in me Ain't gonna quit until it all comes out Gonna do it… ain't nothin' to it Just shake my hips and throw my head back and shout Been a long education But my homework is done I'm gonna rock this nation Just-a want to have… fun… yeah..! Gonna shake it… ain’t gonna break it I’m gonna show you what it’s all about Got it in me… got it in me now Ain’t gonna quit until it all comes out Been a long education But my homework is done I'm ‘bout to rock this nation Just-a want to have… fun… fun… oh yeah..! Havin’ fun across the nation Gonna run all across the nation Come on… rock the nation..! Guitar solo… Ooooh yeah…got it in me now Don't wanna quit until it all comes out Gonna shake it… and ain't gonna break it Gonna show you what it's all about Been a long education But my homework is done I'm about to rock the nation Rock the nation Rock the nation Rock the… rock the… rock the Rock the… nation…yeah

About a month ago I asked HG if I could add some lyrics and vocals to his posting titled Dead On Time. He said okay so I did that and it came out pretty good so we're trying another one here. Please see HG's posting of this tune for more background on how it all came together. HG has created the music and I've added the vocals. HG also created the video to go along with it. Hear more of HG's cool tunes on YouTube here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDHRaqwFJR-fm1vkr4yWxlw Hear over 200 of my original tunes here: https://www.youtube.com/user/Tyzoid8 If you'd be kind enough to subscribe to me on YouTube I'd happily return the gesture. Have a great day everybody..! :-) Lyrics below: I’m So Stupid I fell in love with you and never should have I truly should have stayed away I would have run and hidden had I’d known that things would all turn out this way You said I was your one and only you told me you would never ever leave Please tell now why I feel so lonely you sure did own me now won’t even phone me My friends they warned me not to trust you they told me I was getting used I turned away and did not listen but now you’ve gone missing I think that you’re kissing Some other guy that you’ve met somewhere though I don’t even know his name You tell me it’s not true but you’re lying know I’m not buying it there’s no denying it I was so stupid… I should have known right from the start Cause look what you did crushed my ego and you broke my heart..! I’m just a dim wit… to think you were in love with me I was so foolish as numb and dumb as a guy can be I should have listened to everything my friends all said I should have known that you were playing with my head My friends they warned me not to trust you they told me you were using me I really wish that I had listened now you’ve gone missing don’t know who you’re kissing I’m just a dumb ass now look at what’s become of me I’m so retarded as stupid as a guy can be I’m so stupid… to think that you loved me I’m so stupid… as crazy as a guy can be I fell in love with you and never should have I truly should have stayed away I would’ve run and hidden had I’d known that things would all turn out this way You said I was your one and only you told me you would never ever leave Please tell now why I feel so lonely you sure did own me now won’t even phone me I’m just a dim wit… to think you were in love with me I was so foolish as crazy as a guy can be I was so stupid… I should’ve known right from the start Cause look what you did crushed my ego and you broke my heart..! I’m so stupid..!

"I Quit Smoking" by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018 all rights reserved.So many folks have tried and tried to quit smoking so I decided to write this little song to help them do it. My hope is that those who learn it will sing it when they want a smoke and maybe just repeating the fact they've quit over and over again will help them actually quit for good. All images are from Goggle images and are "labeled for re-use". Copyright 2018 by Tyler Selph, all rights reserved. Lyrics below: "I Quit Smoking" I started smoking started smoking started smoking age eighteen I built up to a pack a day but they were cheap or so it seemed I kept on smoking kept on smoking kept on smoking but I stayed fit Cause I was young and dumb and thought one day that I would finally quit I’ve told myself and told myself and scold myself I am not a kid So I should find I’ve got to find no I must find some way to quit I’ve thought it over and thought it over thought it over hard and long And then and then and then decided there and then to write this song That made me say that I’ve quit smoking then repeat that many times So here's my I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking rhyme I quit smoking I’ve quit smoking I’ve quit smoking and I’ve prevailed I quit smoking I’ve quit smoking quit for good and I won’t fail I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking yes indeed I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking guaranteed I quit smoking coughing choking hacking gasping for my last breath Every day I’m growing stronger no longer fear an early death I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking now I’m having fun I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking now I’m finally done I quit smoking I quit smoking there’s no other way to have it I quit smoking I’m not joking finally kicked this nasty habit I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking I can breathe again I think it’s time this I quit smoking I quit smoking song should end And if the urge to ever smoke again should ever ever ever come along You bet my friend that I’ll begin to sing this I quit smoking song I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking there’s no debate Cause I quit smoking I quit smoking I quit smoking and I’m feeling great I quit smoking I quit smoking now I’m saving tons of cash I quit smoking I quit smoking and Phillip Morris you can kiss my ash..! :-)

Thanks to all of you who have already given this posting a listen and comment but I had to re-post it as I was not pleased with the audio levels and some imagery. I realize there were many who suffered great losses during Hurricane Michael and I am dedicating this poem to those who lost there lives and others who made it through. I believe this poem has an important message and hope all will benefit from it. "A Hurricane Party" by Tyler Selph. Lyrics and credits below. They see that it’s coming they’re there in its path They roll up a smoke get high and they laugh The weather man says, gotta get out of town But they choose instead to keep partying down They play their guitars while others all dance They know there’s a risk but they’re taking a chance It’s a Hurricane party they’re there with their friends And they’ve got no idea how their story will end... Cause this Hurricane it’s not like those before It’s a wild raging beast and it’s coming ashore It’s here to destroy everything in its way But they’re planning on dancing the whole night away Yeah they have so much fun none of them realizing Outside all that the water its rapidly rising Then a brilliant blue flash and they hear a loud boom The lights all go out there in every room Though there in the darkness they still feel no fear They light up some candles they’ve got lots of beer And then there’s no wind yeah the storms passed them by But they’ve no idea that they’re right in the eye... And this Hurricane well it hasn’t a heart It’s coming to scare and to tear things apart Obliterate everything there in its path Including all those who once chose to laugh This Hurricane no not like those before This Hurricane it should not be ignored This Hurricane when this beast comes to town Well that’s sure not the time to be partying down Less you all wanna drown… And then just like that the wind hits one-fifty Windows all break everything gets real iffy A wild howling wind blows their candles all out, It’s now gone pitch black and they’ve all got to shout To the attic they yell so they all start to climb But it’s obvious now they’ve all run outta time... Cause this Hurricane it’s got no heart It’s coming to scare and to tear things apart Obliterate everything there in its path Including all those who once chose to laugh But see they rolled the dice and they all took a chance Played their guitars while others all danced Poured lots of shots and they all did a toast As that Hurricanes eye got so close to the coast Now believe it or not they all somehow survived A miracle really that they’re still alive But they gathered together and they all said that prayer And it must be that someone up there really cares See they knew it was coming but they weren’t concerned It’s one valuable lesson they say they’ve all learned And the next a Hurricane comes bearing down There’s no Hurricane party… at least not here in town... 1st video from YouTube posted by Fox News titled "Hurricane Michael update tropical weather forecast" 2nd video from YouTube posted by Tornado Trackers titled "Extreme 4K Video of Hurricane Michael" Photo of candle from Google images "labeled for re-use" All other images from Google images "labelled for re-use".

Rock Candy, cover tune by Mark Taylor and Tyler Selph, copyrighted by Montrose. This famous Montrose tune was one my friend, Mark Taylor in California wanted to cover and he asked me to chip in with the vocals. I was glad he did and here's what we came up with. Hope you enjoy it. Hear all my tunes by searching "Tyler Selph songs" on YouTube. If you subscribe I'll be more than happy to return the favor. All rights to this music remain those of Montrose. Video created by Mark Taylor with no claims to copyright on the Montrose members images captured from Google. We are not attempting to profit in any way from this video and music. Hear more of Mark's cool tunes here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp3w... Lyrics below... Rock Candy by Montrose Lord yeah…! When you need a friend through thick and thin Don't look to those above you When you're down and out, ain't no doubt Nobody wants you You're rock candy baby You’re hard, sweet and sticky, yes Your rock candy baby Hard, sweet and sticky… yeah yeah..! Hard, sweet… oh yeah… When you're seventeen reachin' for your dreams Don't let no one reach it for you Pull up your pants, stretch out take a chance If it can be done, well you can do it Cause you're rock candy baby You're hard, sweet and sticky, yes you are You’re rock candy baby So hard, sweet and sticky yes… oh yeah… Hot… so sweet..! You're rock candy baby Hard, sweet and sticky, yes you are You're rock candy baby ooh Hard, sweet and sticky You’re… hot… sweet..! Yeah..! Rock candy baby hot sweet and… Lord you’re so hot You're rock candy baby Hard...sweet and…… sticky… :-)

Many of you may have heard this instrumental by HG Schmitz about 2 weeks ago. When I heard it I felt like I could have some real fun trying something lyrically here and so I wrote HG and asked if I could try something. I was very pleased when he said go for it so I did. The melody, instrumentation and video creation is all by HG. I created the lyrics and vocals. Lyrics below: Dead On Time Wakes up to a coffee and a shower Quick shave the weathers looking fine Looking for some breakfast to devour… Gotta snort a little line He grabs his list train can’t be missed so he runs out the door Just like a dream he’s had a thousand times before He buys a ticket boards the train but his brain is really wired He feels the strain the pain and he’s growing oh so tired He feels the heart beat wildly there inside his chest Not sure if he can handle much more of all the stress Everything is all a mess Have a look at how he’s dressed Dressed for success… but his mind is all a mess He feels he’s lost it all and headed for a fall Things weren’t supposed to turn out like this no not at all Dealt with so much he’s now lost touch with reality His clocks not ticking right and yet nobody else can see Sitting there in that chair and staring at the wall Knows that soon yeah shortly afternoon his wife will call She’s coming by to pick up money needed for the bills But he’s got none to give his honey so he takes some pills He can’t pay those bills… and he’s feeling oh so ill… Tic-tock tick-tock tick-tock the clock keeps ticking Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock but his minds gone missing Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock they’re all, they’re all celebrating Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock and his wife she’s down there and waiting Tick-tock tick-tock on the edge and looking down Tick-tock tick-tock and now he’s time’s ticking down Tick-tock tick-tock tick-tock he’s made up his mind Tick-tock tick-tock when he hits the ground he’ll be dead on time!

Here's another tune written and performed acoustically by my good friend Clive Davies who posted it on his channel a few days ago. Once I heard it I asked him if he'd allow me to add some lyrics and vocals and happily he said go for it. Here's the final product and we both hope you enjoy it. Lyrics below: Ah… the weekends finally coming ‘round Heard there’s a concert going on downtown Suns shining bright and its perfect weather For everyone to all come together Girls on shoulders looking oh so cute While I’m a putting on my wobbly boots That’s right tonight I’m headed downtown that’s what I’ll do Maybe share a bowl… have a lotta brews Soon all my troubles just disappear After drinking lots & lots of ice cold beer That’s right my friends I’m really gonna have a hoot While I’ll be sporting my wobbly boots I’m so tired of working every single day Jack gets really bored when he don’t have time to play So I’m headed down to the local pub Gonna smoke some weed and enjoy the grub Good chance I’ll fall fore the night is through But I’ll blame it all on my wobbly boots…

Happy Birthday Song For Adults by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018 all rights reserved. Well I posted this a few weeks ago without a video so here it is with a video to spice it up some... Cheers to all..! Happy Birthday we’re so glad that you’re still here Yeah we’re happy you’ve survived another year And we’re amazed that you can look as good as you still do After all the hell on earth we know that life has put you through We realize you’ve grown in sizes in places here and there It’s true for sure we’re all surprised on just how well you’ve fared The thinning hair, expanding waist are just what we expected So don’t be sad it’s not so bad you’ll still get our respect so… Happy Birthday… yeah another year has passed Happy Birthday… yeah and we hope you’ve had a blast Happy Birthday… come along let’s sing and dance Happy Birthday… hoping you won’t poop your pants..? Just look at the birthday cake all covered up with candles Found that there’s too many there for this dang cake to handle And if we light ‘em all my friend we’d surely be concerned By the time the candles all were lit your birthday cake would burn so! Happy Birthday yeah you know we’re all your friends Who hope your bladder won’t give out but if it does Depends Will keep your secret safe and sound and nobody will know You've peed your pants in public but thank God it doesn’t show Growing old can have its share of problems there’s no doubt But Viagra comes in handy when you’re feeling petered out And though you may forget a lot forget not we’re your friends And a year from now we hope to sing this birthday song again so… Happy Birthday… yeah another year has passed Happy Birthday… and we hope you’ve have a blast Happy Birthday… come on let’s sing and dance Happy Birthday… hoping you don’t poop your pants..!

I'm An Asshole And I Don't Care by Tyler Selph & Joe CNBS copyright 2018 Here's one last attempt to get the advertisers to leave Fandalism. Rated M for mature audiences. Music track by JoeCNBS. Hear more of his awesome music tracks here. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSYaTo8xs9EihNf2Xztzf8Q Lyrics below: I don’t have a job but I’ve got a service, got no money and I’m getting nervous Time to make something really happen, wiping my ass with stolen restaurant napkins But I’ve finally come to realize it, got to find a way to advertise it I realize that it’s vandalism, but I’m gonna start posting on Fandalism Yeah I realize it’s vandalism Yeah I’m gonna do it and I don’t care, if noone wants my service there And hope and wish and I yes I’ll pray, these broke musicians can afford to pay Cause if not I’ll soon be on the street, searching through garbage cans to eat Why not there’s lots of other jerks, posting here cause there outta work So I just uploaded my first ad, but it seems like folks are getting mad They’re telling me that I don’t belong, posting ads instead of songs But I don’t care what they all say, I’ll keep on posting anyway See I’ve got a dream and I’ve got a plan, to stop eating out of garbage cans And perhaps some day someone will call, say something other than… suck my balls No I’ve got nothing… left to lose, than my hole filled socks and my sole-less shoes Yeah I’m a loser yes indeed, and I’ll keep on posting guaranteed And I’ll tell you you can go to hell, for not buying what I’m trying to sell And I wish I had time to tell you more, but I gotta get down to the grocery store Thank God my food-stamps just arrived, to keep my sorry ass alive So kiss my butt if you don’t like me, I’ll keep posting here because it’s free For what else is there left to do, but to screw myself like you’ve asked me to

This is created for those on Fandalism.com who have been trashing up the site with all of their advertisements. I'm hoping they will go away... Lyrics below: So you’re tired of picking poop up off the ground We’re the best poop remover folks around We’ll pick up every poop both soft and hard And we’ll toss it over in your neighbor’s yard So don’t worry if your doggie poops a lot We'll pick it up in snow or when it’s hot And we don’t use a scoop we use our hands No no-one picks up poop the way we can So call us now and you will truly see Just how happy both your dog and you will be We’ll even wipe your doggie’s booty clean Yeah we’re the pooping picker upper kings Call 1-800-POO-HELP TODAY And your doggie pooping problems go away..!

Williamston Michigan tourism video by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018. I decided recently to create this song and video for the City of Williamston Michigan to help promote tourism. Here's what I came up with and hope you like it. Lyrics below: Williamston Jubilee song Time to get all excited cause you’ve all been invited To join in the fun here in Williamston Yes its Jubilee time… time to unwind And have a really really really good time You can watch racing tractors or see some great actors At our local playhouse fun’s what we’re all about Sip a cool lemonade while you view our parade at the Williamston Jubilee Fine wining and dining all within walking distance Like the 109 Tavern or Red Cedar Grill for instance And do you like antiques then come take a peek cause Williamston’s unique in this way And folks if you like it you can take a short hike Around our riverside park where you can stroll after dark Find the Lions club tent and your money’s well spent on munchies and a mug full of beer..! And oh yeah the craft show make sure you bring your dough Cause who knows just how much you might spend? And if your money’s all gone Cash 4 Anything Pawn Will treat you like you’re their best friend So grab all your friends and come and join in the fun Cause there’s something here in Williamston for everyone Come out and you’ll see it’s a great place to be the Williamston Jubilee! Come out and you’ll see it’s a great place to be the Williamston Jubilee!

My old friend and former member of my band named Joe had a birthday today and here's what I wrote for him. I'm hoping to put it to music soon... hope you enjoy it... Happy Birthday Poem by Tyler Selph Happy Birthday friend we’re all sure glad that you’re still here Smiling cause we’re happy you’ve survived another year And we’re amazed that you can look as good as you still do After all the hell on earth we know that life has put you through We realize you’ve grown in size in places here and there It’s true for sure we’re all surprised on just how well you’ve fared The thinning hair and sagging parts are just what we’d expect But don’t be sad it’s not so bad you’ll still get our respect Respect your elders yes indeed that’s what we’re here to do As we sing happy birthday we will sing it loud to you We sing it proudly no concern that some of us can’t sing Without your hearing aids we know that you can’t hear a thing Happy Birthday… yes another year is passed Happy birthday… and we hope you’ll have a blast Happy birthday… come on let’s sing and dance Happy birthday… here’s hoping you don’t poop your pants Just look there at your birthday cake all covered up with candles We found that there’s too many there for this dang cake to handle And if we light them all my friend we’d surely be concerned That by the time they all were lit your caked would be all burned So happy birthday anyway you know we’re all your friends Who hope your bladder won’t give out but if it does Depends Will keep your secret safe and sound and nobody will know You peed your pants in public but thank god it doesn’t show Yes growing old can have its share of problems there’s no doubt But Viagra comes in handy when you’re feeling petered out And though you may forget a lot forget not we’re your friends And a year from now we hope to sing this Birthday song again Happy Birthday… yes another year is passed Happy birthday… and we hope you’ll have a blast Happy birthday… come on let’s sing and dance Happy birthday… here’s hoping you don’t poop your pants

"She Thinks He's A Porno Addict" By Tyler Selph & Joe CNBS all rights reserved. This is a song created by Joe CNBS and I've added lyrics and vocals to it. Hear more of Joe's killer tracks here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSYa... Video thumbnail from this site: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/art... Hear many of my other original tunes here: https://www.youtube.com/user/Tyzoid8 Lyrics below: "She Thinks He’s A Porno Addict" His wife of nearly 10 years now Well she don't trust him anyhow She's always saying he’s stuck on porn Been that day since he was born She's so worried she can't compete With all those girls that look so young and sweet And she's convinced beyond all doubt That porno's what he’s all about Says porno’s what he’s all about… no doubt She's told him once and she's told him twice doesn't think that it's very nice He looks at porn when she's not around but to this day she's never ever found One single shred of what she claims but still my friends the fact remains Always searching his browsing history just to see what it is that he might see But she can’t find a single site… Of the porno he’s looked at at night He’ll admit that he did before they married But ever since that day the porn's been buried But none of what I've just told you has changed his wife and her point of view Cause she's never gonna change her mind No matter just how many times He tells her he does not watch porn She's a woman who still feels she scorned Hell hath no fury like his wife Yeah she can sure be hell on life..! And causing so much strife No it's not true and she's got no proof But she thinks he’s a porno addict It's not true and she's got no proof But she calls him a porno addict Addict… porno addict... She calls him a porno addict, she calls him a porno addict So the other night before they went to bed he'd grown so tired of her in his head And when she started in on the porn again he said I've had enough this has got to end Said he's sick and tired of her false claims And the porno that she’s trying to blame For causing them to separate and at that very moment didn’t hesitate No he decided right there and then That all this bull-crap had to end So he logged on the internet and he searched for porn oh yeah you bet And the screen popped up with all this smut There were hundreds of those you know what’s And oh his wife yeah she had a fit grabbed her stuff and she said I quit..! Said she can’t take no… more of it… Oh yeah… she really had a fit Grabbed her stuff and said I quit She said she's leaving him in the morning He thanked her for the early warning And while she went upstairs to bed this thought was running through his head Guess he’s gonna gonna soon be living on his own again and he won't be giving All his love to a wicked-witch who thinks he’s got a porno itch Yeah she thinks he’s a porno addict… yeah she thinks he’s just a porno addict…

"Ground Hog Hunting" Music & lyrics by Tyler Selph Copyright 2018 Recently our neighborhood has become totally infested with groundhogs and there seems to be no way to remove them as they've grown wise to the traps we're setting out. They're destroying our gardens like never before and something has to be done... Here's my solution... :-) "Ground Hog Hunting" I’m going ground hog hunting I’m excited as I climb outta bed I’m going ground hog hunting yeah you bet I’m gonna aim for the head And those have-a-heart traps they aren’t worth a crap The ground hogs they all know If they go inside then they’ll most likely die And this is exactly why they don’t go… I’m ground hog hunting… and I’m going with my gun Going ground hunting & I intend to kill every single one of those things Ground hog hunting… I’m gonna kill everyone I find Going ground hog hunting and I’m going to blow their minds yeah… Yeah those ground hogs its crazy how they’re multiplying Faster than them frikin’ critters is dying You’d think by now I’d have shot ‘em all dead But there seems to be more of them here now instead… So I’m going ground hog hunting… gonna kill em all Going ground hog hunting you can be sure I’ll be having a ball Cause as I’m ground hog killing… that’ll really be thrilling Guaranteed ground hog blood will be spilling… oh what a feeling..! Going ground hog hunting, gonna blow them away I’m going ground hog hunting, no I ain’t here to play Going ground hog hunting I’m a little annoyed I’m going ground hog hunting cause my garden’s destroyed And if a ground hog should get in my sights… Well then out go the lights… :-)

Green Eggs & Spam by Joe CNBS & Tyler Selph copyright 2018 all rights reserved. This song is being recorded to bring out the fact that advertisers on Fandalism should really find another place to post their ads. We're all musicians and can't afford what they're selling even IF we were interested in it... LOL Music composed by Joe CNBS Lyrics and vocals by Tyler Selph Photos by all the jerks posting ads on Fandalism and screwing up our musical paradise..! Lyrics below... What’s up with all you advertisers posting here? Can’t anything be done to make you disappear? This used to be a place for music bright and new But now it’s all infested with the likes of you So here’s to you you spammers screwing up this place Your postings here they really are a total waste Cause everybody knows that we musicians here Spend every dime we’ve got on all our music gear See all the artists here are very fond of spam But it’s the kind we eat for dinner if we have a can But the spam you guys are serving hasn’t any taste I’m sure most would agree you’re stinking up the place We see your ads that truly we just can’t afford Of course this means that all your postings get ignored There really is no better way to waste your time Than to advertise to folks who cannot spare a dime..! See Fandalism used to be a dream come true But it’s turned into a nightmare now because of you Please go away and leave this place for poetry and songs Go crawl back in your holes where you belong I’m almost done but it’s been fun to speak my mind I hope you spammers leave this site please go and find Some other place to go deface with all your ads And when you’re gone the rest of us will sure be glad.. :-)

Sounds of Thunder in Williamston Michigan, produced by Tyler Selph No music to this or at least not yet. Just a very intense thunderstorm we were lucky enough to witness and share. Cheers..!

"Hand Me Down Guitar" By Mark & John Taylor with Tyler Selph. Copyright 2018 all rights reserved. Here's a song put together by father and son team Mark and John Taylor and it was posted here on Fando by Mark about two weeks ago. When I heard it as a pure instrumental I asked if they'd let me add some vocals to it and they said go for it so I did. Melody & rhythm guitar by Mark Taylor Lead guitar, bass guitar, and drum programming by John Taylor Vocals & video production by Tyler Selph Lyrics below "Hand-Me-Down Guitar" When he was just ten his daddy walked in and said boy here you are You’ve been telling me lately you wanted to learn how to play the electric guitar But right now all the bills are so hectic That we can’t afford to buy anything new And I know you really want an electric But I hope that for now my acoustic will do It was a hand-me-down guitar Didn’t look and didn’t sound very good It was a hand-me-down guitar But he played the thing the best that he could It was an ugly old guitar he hated And he wished that he could throw it away No he didn’t like the thing but he played it And he got better and better and better each day as he played That hand-me-down guitar... As time moved along he got good playing songs and he learned about gain and impedance Living the dream and could play anything I mean the Beatles, the Stones, even Creedence..! So he got very good but he soon understood he would never get a brand new electric Though he begged and he pleaded he finally conceded hand-me-downs would be all he collected What he learned as a kid he passed on yes he did when his son came to be And I’m telling you all yeah the fruit doesn’t fall very far from the tree Cause his son loves to play music too And guitars he has more than a few And he plays every one that he has Yeah even the one handed down from his dad..! When I say his son plays that’s a huge understatement Got better and better down there in the basement No hand-me-down axe for his son oh no way It’s a brand new Les Paul… hear how he plays. Just a hand-me-down guitar Handed down from a father to son It was a hand me down guitar That’s all it took to start all the fun Hand me down guitar Didn’t like it when he got it that day A hand-me-down guitar But just now listen to the two of them play Yeah they’ll blow you away…! Hand Me Down

"Skip to Ma Loo..!" By Tyler Selph Here's a little whistling tune to cheer you up. Hope you enjoy the video as well. Copyright 2018 by Tyler Selph all rights reserved. Video clips from Vimeo Clip 1 titled "Extreme Skipping" posted by Relentless Productions Clip 2 titled Skipping Canals posted by Staative Clip 3 titled The Daily Grinds posted by Aaron Schneider

"Swimming Swans" by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018, all rights reserved. Here's one more I laid down while at my in-laws over the Mother's Day weekend. I hope you enjoy it when you need to relax. Have a great day everybody..!:-)

Hey everybody. I hope you all had a happy Mother's Day and here's me on the piano trying to work out this melody I have in my head with a guest appearance of my Father in Law Bob. A belated H-M-day to all..! :-) "A Mother's Day melody in G", copyright 2018 by Tyler Selph

"Whispering River" a song and video by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018 all rights reserved Everyone really seems to have liked the songs I've whistled before so here's another one to mellow you out if you're ready to do that sorta thing... I encourage all of you to look closely at the images shown and you will discover many hidden faces and other interesting objects no doubt. I find it interesting how mother nature can have so many wonderful natural surprises if you take the time to observe them... Cheers to you all..! :-)

Hey everybody... My wife and I just returned from our 7 day tour of Ireland with four of our friends during the week of St Patrick's Day. I know it's a bit long but hopefully some of you will enjoy this... Music from YouTube posting titled "The music of Ireland: Jigs and reels" by Seriglerom and all rights are reserved by him. No copyright claim what-so-ever by me on this one friends. Cheers..! :-)

Fathers of the Night by JOECNBS & Tyler Selph, copyright 2018, all rights reserved This melody was created by JOECNBS and was posted here on YouTube by him a few days ago. When I heard it I asked him if he would let me add some lyrics and vocals and he said go for it so I did. Fathers of the Night lyrics posted below... Music by Joe Nicolau see his original posting here. https://youtu.be/YWjjjSMLsPA Lyrics and all vocals by Tyler Selph Video clips from Vimeo Clip 1 titled Cocosolis posted by lliya Stoyanoff Clip 2 titled In Bed With Bananna Models posted by Guapo Magazine Clip 3 titled Nightime Drive posted by Floyd Parsons Clip 4 titled The Slowdance a Montage posted by Plot Point Productions Clip 5 titled Moon Rising Over Mount Pinos posted by The Hirsches All images from Google labeld for re-use Lyrics "Fathers of the Night" Now some would say a sunny day is what they like the most Lay out on the beach with baby oil make their bodies toast Baking there like tasty pastries frying in the mid-day sun But I prefer to keep things cool to me that’s way more fun Than frying in the sun… Getting up round 12 noon I stay in from the heat But ten pm’s a coming soon that’s when I’ll hit the street Rolling with my homies as we cruise Park Avenue Nothing in the world my friends and I would rather do And you know it’s true… that’s what we love to do… We’re fathers of the night… On the dance floor we know how to hold you tight We know how to treat a woman right… making love by candle-light We’re fathers of the night… know how to treat a woman right… Making love by candle-light… Look there the sun is setting now hangs so low in the sky Soon the shadows growing long the moon will slowly start to rise And stars will fill the sky and all my friends and I go out and play We’re fathers of the night that’s right that’s all there is to say… Father’s of the night…

"Ain't No Friends On A Powder Day" A song about the saying there's no such thing as a friend when you're snow skiing on a powder day. Music and instrumentation by Ted Poulsen Lyrics and all vocal tracks by Tyler Selph Copyright 2018 all rights reserved. Lyrics below "Ain’t No Friends On A Powder Day" Outta bed feelin’ outta sight we got lots of snow last night Don’t have to go to work today… we’re all excited got time to play We’re first to hit the slopes you know cause we just love that virgin snow Love to feel it love its taste love to have it right in our face At the edge and looking down no we’re not here to mess around We’ll carve the face of this mountainside guarantee we’ll enjoy the ride Catch the lip and hit the air… fly so high like we just don’t care We like to live out on the edge and we gotta pledge And what it is we like to say is there ain’t no friends on a powder day Ain’t no friends… Oh that’s what we say…. Ain’t no friends on a powder day… best to stay out of the way That’s right sit tight it ain’t no joke don’t be no slow poke We’re moving fast don’t mess around if you’re moving slow we’ll mow you down On a powder day… that’s just the way we play, ain’t no friends… If you’re slow stay out the way… Cause there ain’t no friends on a powder day..! Oh you hear what we say… better off stay out the way Cause there ain’t no friends on a powder day Ain’t no friends… on a powder day……… sorry… :-( All video clips from video and descriptions are in the opening and closing title and credits. Thumbnail Image from Google images and marked "labeled for reuse."

"Monday Morning Mood" Melody and guitar by Mark Taylor Lyrics and vocals by Tyler Selph This song was first posted to Fandalism by Mark Taylor a few days back. His original clip can be seen on YouTube here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9quOBDXwjr8 Once I heard his posting, I asked him if it would be okay if I added some lyrics and a vocal track and he said go for it so I did. He posted it on Monday but I decided to hold off until Blues Thursday to post as it seems appropriate. Here is the outcome and we both hope you will enjoy it. The video clip is from Vimeo and was posted by Guapo Magazine and is titled "In Bed With Bananas Models". It can be seen here. https://vimeo.com/9577176 Lyrics below... "Monday Morning Mood" Monday morning in bed Thoughts are running all through my head Indecision in a trance Dare I take another chance? One more try to find romance The victim of my own circumstance I feel like I’m too tired to dance again… Drifting back into a dream Life is not what it may seem The safest place for me to keep Appears to be right here deep in my sleep All my covers my cocoon And I’ll feel better soon But for now I’m in a Monday morning mood And I’ve got quite an attitude So now I’m falling back to sleep To dream sweet dreams and I’ll not weep I’ll wake up feeling better soon but for now I’m in A Monday morning mood

Party Next Door by DJ Valentine & Tyler Selph all rights reserved. Here's another one where I've used one of DJ Valentines recorded back tracks. He already had this instrumental titled "Party Next Door" so I went with that idea and wrote around it. No copyright claim on my part on this one. Check out DJ's original track here. https://youtu.be/5f1bHFR98-Q Lyrics below... Party Next Door Sex maniacs they live next door They're always up till 3 or 4 Making sounds I can't ignore… And I try not to listen in But these damn walls are paper thin And I hear everything my friend There’s a party next door… yeah a party next door There’s a party next door…. one you simply can’t ignore… What they're doing can't be mistaken Especially when all the walls are shakin I’m pretty sure that girl's not faking it… They always start off really slow Then the moaning starts to grow These two really do put on a show With that party next door… And lucky me I get to hear it all..! Those two they sure do have a ball… And I hear it all…coming through the walls… awwhhh And even though I’m not invited I must admit I get excited How could I not with all that noise It’s almost like I’ve got no choice With this party next door I lie here awake in bed I wish that I could sleep instead But there’s a party here inside my head Awww... this party next door It's nothing short of misery see Cause my girlfriend just broke up with me I think they’re getting awful loud for four am This party next door... one I can’t ignore...this party next door... I tell ya what those two are doing Pretty sure that they're both screwing With my head and that ain't right To have to hear this every night I don't think I can take much more Of all that partying next door Party next door…

Albatross by Tyler Selph and Wim Badoux. When I first heard this Fleetwood Mac cover posted by Wim Badoux I thought it was really sweet so I asked him if it was okay to add a vocal line and lyrics and he said go for it. Here's the end result and I hope you all enjoy it. The video is from Vimeo titled Albatross by Fleetwood Mac and was posted by Ivor Jones. You can watch it here, https://vimeo.com/44229925 ALL TRADEMARKS AND COPYRIGHTS REMAIN THE PROPERTY OF THEIR OWNERS. This video is presented for non-profit and for the non-commercial purposes of parody, review, comment, criticism, education and research. This use is pursuant to U.S. Code Sec. 107, Fair Use provision of the Copyright Act. Lyrics below Albatross They spread their wings out wide as they slowly glide Above the sea below they fly so very slow as they go… Where-ever the wind may blow And no they never tire they’re soaring ever higher And just like you and I they’re flying side by side As the Albatross soar across the sky They are the perfect pair much like you and me They fell in love for life residing by the sea In peace and tranquility So spread your wings out wide and we will slowly glide Above the sea below we’ll fly so very slow… Where-ever the wind may blow… that’s where we’ll go Where-ever the wind may blow

After posting this song yesterday and giving it a few listens I was not happy with the vocal track being as soft as it was so I've raised the level a bit and pulled the organ down some. For all of you who've already commented on the first posting I say thanks so very much but hopefully you'll like this version more. Have a super day..! This song is about a couple with their relationship on the rocks. Melody and lyrics by Tyler Selph All instruments and audio mixing by Jamie Laritz of dogearstudios in Ft Myers Florida All video excerpts from Vimeo.com Clip one- posted by Lizzy Margiotta titled Rose Test 1 Clip two- posted by Pavel Korchagin titled Lost & Broken Bill Murray's Confusion Clip three- posted by David Haydn-Jones titled All Alone All still images collected from Google Images and all are "Labeled for reuse". Lyrics below... "When We’re On Our Own" Seems we’ve run outta love the same way we ran in And it’s become clear to see we’re no longer best friends And we can go on pretending but we both really know This relationship’s ending and it’s time we both go… on our own I mean why should we stay treat each other this way Can’t you hear what I say… time to go our own way And when we’d get home each night They’ll be no one to fight And there'd be no one to yell… why don’t you go to hell… When we’re own our own… It’s time to come to our senses stop playing these games All the shouting is senseless calling each other names If we keep hurting each other in the end it appears We’ll no longer have each other... and live out our years… on our own After all that we’ve shared you and I Part of me it still pleads give us one more try So I’m praying we both find some way to forgive If we don’t then it’s certain that we’re both gonna live… On our own… girl I’m sure you’d agree This is not the way we ever dreamed things would be And when we’d get home each night, things just wouldn't be right If we weren't there together... God I hope that we're never... On our own… Girl when we'd get home each night Things just wouldn't be right No we'd be all alone never wanna go home And I can already tell... life would truly be hell... on our own... and all alone... Copyright 2018 by Tyler Selph, all rights reserved.

Here's one about a wife that never seems to stop nagging at her husband. Not my wife of course... :-) I posted this earlier today as just a poem but my heart just wouldn't let me leave it that way. The original back-track is by Valentinebeats.com and can be listened to on YouTube here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxXMVYshCyg Lyrics below "The Nagging Song" Well not long ago I thought that I had married Mrs. right Used to hardly wait until I got home to her each night But now it seems that every night I get home from the shop She’s starts in with her nagging and my friends it doesn’t stop She nags at me and asks me why I’m getting home so late Tells me dinner’s getting cold because she had to wait Nags at me because I stopped off at the grocery store She nags and nags and then she nags some more And I just came through the door Tonight when we had plans to meet our friends out on the town She nagged at me so much that soon my head was hanging down And all because she didn’t like the clothes I chose to wear Said all my friends would laugh at me… when we got there But I don’t care… let em all just stare… when we get there Well I climb into the driver’s seat and we’re off to meet our friends Have hardly left the driveway when the nagging soon begins She feels compelled to ask me why I have to drive so slow But when we reach the highway then she nags at me let’s go..! Uhhhh… never satisfied… I’m not done She tells don’t drive behind the guy so close ahead Tells me slow it down before the two of us are dead She nags me all the way there and in fact won’t be ignored I contemplate my fate if I just pushed her out the door She asks me what I’m thinking I tell her nothing dear But if she knew she’d kick my butt she has no fear I sit and wonder what I’d do if she just wasn’t here I’m sure I’d not be missing all this nagging that I hear Nag nag nag… She’s nagging just keeps nagging yeah she’s nagging all the time Enough to make a person lose their hearing and their mind She’s been nagging at me folks morning noon and night I’ve had my fill of nagging I can’t take another bite… it just ain’t right This nagging every night… I’ve lost my appetite But in the end I guess it’s true that if I were to leave I’d never hear her nagging and I’d probably feel relieved But could it be I’d miss her constant nagging all the time It’s such a nagging question… weighing on my mind Nag… nag… nag… nag… nag… nag… nag… nag… nag… Nag… nag… nag… NAG..!

Hello everyone... This is a word of warning to folks who invest in today's stock market. Play it Safe My Friends Did you happen to take notice of the fifth of February? If you didn’t time to listen it was quite extraordinary When the closing bell was rung it was an ugly sight to see The biggest market tumble in the course of history The papers read no need to fret it’s just a small correction They said just a day or two and it’ll head the right direction But Thursday hell the market fell no bottom ever found Selling stubs were piling up to three feet off the ground! So here’s my word of warning see I’ve been here before When you wake up Monday morning better watch your butt for sure If the markets starts to tumble then you best not mess around Call your broker fast before he’s headed outta town Now your broker’s gonna tell ya not to sell that would be nuts But what the hell he’s not to fail not gonna lose his butt The time has come for putting some of what you’ve gained away Put it somewhere safe for when there comes a rainy day I’m suggesting sell cause what the hell you might could lose it all But in the end it will depend on you to make the call You get out now and holy cow you still can get back in Just wait until the waters safe before you start to swim So there’s my final word of warning folks I’ll say no more When you wake up Monday morning hope you’re looking out for sure So now good day I’m on my way it’s time the song should end The only thing that’s left to say is play it safe my friends Copyright 2018 by Tyler Selph all rights reserved.

They Came In Peace, by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018 all rights reserved It was a day like any other when my cell phone woke me up I took my morning piss and then I poured myself a cup Of coffee which I drink each morning as I surf the net But this became a day I’d say... I never will forget My cell phone read no internet connection had been found And then things got weird the sun appeared as if it were going down I wondered why it got dark outside so I went out there to see And when I looked up I saw a giant object there right over me This flying saucer hovering two miles above the ground It looked to me to be about ten football fields around For several minutes it hovered there and had all of us in fear Then suddenly it played a note that all of us could hear But the tone that it emitted it was soft and warm and low And then a beam of light came down and it began to glow Then that note abruptly ended then another note was played Then another beam of light and it was soft and warm like clay on a sunny day Like the movie we’ve all seen called close encounters of third kind All who were near could hear and thought they’d nearly lost their minds Then laser lights the kinds of like we’d never seen my before Came streaking down and then we found there were creatures in the door And to the lights and music they all broke into a song Sang in our own language oh yeah they did they surely sang along We come in peace to try to save the human race We’ll intervene we’ll come between fix up this place We’re here to totally remove all your hatred and corruption We will save this place and the human race from eventual destruction We come in peace… They sang we see the future and for you it’s very grim Time to put away your differences and time to all be friends We come in peace is what they sang yeah that’s what we heard them sing But the song was stopped when they all got shot by our mighty war machine Well the papers read they were all shot dead cause the aliens attacked But everyone who heard observed and know exactly all the facts They came in peace so war would cease and save our human race To intervene know what I mean and to change this crazy place They came in peace… All video excerpts are from Vimeo Excerpt 1 by Max Shishkin titled Cinema Space Tribute Excerpt 2 by Videvo titled Globe Motion Background Excerpt 3 by Nasa titled Satellite Nightime flyby Excerpt 4 by SLDinfo.com titled Testing ICBM Intercept

When We're On Our Own by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018 all rights reserved. This song is about a couple with their relationship on the rocks. Lyrics below... When We’re On Our Own Seems we’ve run outta love the same way we ran in And it’s become clear to see we’re no longer best friends And we can go on pretending but we both really know This relationship’s ending and it’s time we both go… on our own I mean why should we stay treat each other this way Can’t you hear what I say… time to go our own way And when we’d come home each night There’d be no one to fight There’d be no one to yell… why don’t you go to hell… When we’re own our own… when we’re all alone It’s time to come to our senses and to plot a new course Cause the shouting is senseless gonna cause our divorce If we keep hurting each other in the end it appears We’ll no longer be lovers… and we’ll have lived out our years… On our own After all that we’ve shared you and I Part of me it still pleads give us just one last try So I’m praying we both find some way to forgive If we don’t then it’s certain that we’re destined to live… On our own… girl I’m sure you’d agree This is not how we dreamed you and I’d ever be And when we’d get home each night, there’ll be no one to fight And there’d be no one to yell… why don’t you go to hell… When we’re on our own… oh when we’re all alone… When we’re home all alone… and when we’re on our own…

This is a song I posted just over 4 years ago here on Fandalism but never had created a video to go along with it so here's my song with a video to spice it up a little. Hope you enjoy it. The instruments were all played by me and and Jamie Laritz. Mixing by Jamie Laritz. Video production by Tyler Selph. You can also find this on Spotify and other music sites if you search for it using my name. Lyrics below You and me make the perfect pair So many things that we love to share We're always trying something new That's what I like about loving you And tonight when we get home you know it's a fact That when we're all alone... we're both gonna act just like Two kids in a candy store Who can't get enough Always wanting more So many flavors to explore We're like... two kids in a candy store..! I'm your M&M that's what I am And you've got me melting in your hand I'm your snickers bar... your Baby Ruth The candy jar... for your sweet tooth So come on times a wasting... it's time to get to tasting... time to satisfy the crave and behave just like Two kids in a candy store who can't get enough... Always wanting more So many flavors to explore... We're like... two kids in a candy store There's nothing like you and me together We're sorta like a fantasy... the flavor lasts forever.... Two kids in a candy store who cant get enough... always wanting more So many flavors to explore we're like two kids in a candy store Ooohooo we're two kids in a candy store Ooohooo we're two kids in a candy store Ooohooo we're two kids in a candy store All video clips from Vimeo 1st clip by Buck titled- "Tinder-Invention of Together" 2nd clip by Cactus VP titled- "Joyful couple having fun and dancing together" 3rd clip by House Special titled "M&M's Candyman :60" 4th clip by Fixed Digital titled- "Demo for Snickers" 5th clip by Alexandre Dubosc titled- "Melting Pop" 6th clip by MUNICHfoodstyling titled- "The Candy Man" All still images from Google images, "Labeled for reuse" Copyright by Tyler Selph 2017 All rights reserved

"Forest Life" by Tyler Selph, copyright 2018 by Tyler Selph, all rights reserved. Here's an instrumental if you will that will hopefully give you a break from the daily routine of life. The video footage is from Vimeo and was posted by Pro Art Inc and is titled Hoh Rain Forest.

Hey everybody..! Well, I know it's not music but here's something that once happened to me I think you may find interesting. It was filmed back in 1999 at Universal Studios in Orlando Florida where I was living at the time. You'll see my sister Laura with dark hair come join me at the end and the blonde was a girl named Sandra who I met at the audition for the show. Watch her scare the heck out of Pat at the end..! At one point you'll hear me answer Pat's question about alligators and say something like "believe it or not as a musician I used to hang my hand out over the water and try to entice gators to jump up and try to snap it out of my hands". The truth is, I had been working at a tourist attraction called Gatorland Zoo I was performing as the lead showman for what was called the Gator-jump-a-roo show believe it or not. This was what I was doing just before I started selling cars. Anyway, I wanted to make that clear and laugh now when I here how I responded to Pat's question and how he responded after that... LOL It was a fun time never to be forgotten for sure..! This was originally recorded on VHS which I've had for over 15 years now and just converted to a digital copy and this will explain the fuzziness of the picture. Sorry about that. Of course I take no copyright claim on this what-so-ever.

Here's another collaboration by JC Binetti and I that I hope you'll enjoy. I was very happy JC allowed me to add my lyrics and vocals to his cool dance track. JC has a real talent for creating cool tunes and you can hear more of his songs here. http://www.fandalism.com/jcbinetti Lastly... JC created the video as well and I'm hoping you'll enjoy the whole package everybody..! Cheers and now it's time to let the music take control..! :-) Lyrics below Let the music take control "You gotta let the music take control" So you say you’re feeling lonely and you don’t know what to do I’m telling you you’re not the one who’s feeling blue But I think I know the answer pretty sure I know what’s wrong We need to be out on the dance floor yeah that’s where we both belong Cause when you’re bumping and a grinding and you’re moving to the sound You forget about your problems when you’re truly getting down And when you’re shaking and a grooving with your hands up in the air Forget about your worries and you haven’t any cares… You gotta let the music take control… its gotta reach down to your very soul… ahhh Just let the music take control Yeah… we need to hear that kickin bass gotta turn it up real loud We need to get out on the dance floor some way somehow We need to get out on the town need to find our favorite club Cause when we get out on the dance floor we just can’t get enough When you’re shaking to the music don’t it make you wanna move There’s no way you can deny that it’ll put you in the mood It’ll get your foot to tapping won’t be long for you realize You won’t know what’s happening you’ll be reaching for the sky… ah you can’t deny Come on let’s give it a try… You just can’t deny… come on let’s give it a try So when the club is really kicking I’m sure you’d agree That out there on the dance-floor is the only place to be Some sit and others stand there and watch as others dance But if the beats a kickin I sure won’t me miss my chance If you let the music take you it’ll carry you away To a place you can escape from the day to day It will overcome your problems for a while they’ll disappear If you simply let the music take you away from here Yeah baby… yeah babe… come on shake that thing… Mmmm come on and let the music take control, come on and shake that thing..! So take my hand and let’s get out on the town I’m sure you’ll understand it’s time for getting down What’s the use in sitting home with nothing much to do Time to hit the dance-floor baby that’s what we need to do There’s nothing like the feeling when you’re out on the floor It’s a very special feeling that you simply can’t ignore When you’re shucking with your partner or jiving by yourself There’s nothing quite like music to help us lose ourselves Gotta let the music take control..!

If this won't load up for you try this link. http://www.fandalism.com/tyzoid8/cljk or just try YouTube. Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph. Here's one I posted about 4 years ago which I just thought was right during this Christmas season to share it with others who may have never heard this one. Please pardon the crummy lip-syncing but I still hope you enjoy it and Merry Christmas to all..! Music and lyrics by Tyler Selph.Jamie Laritz on lead guitar, bass and drums. Lyrics below... "My Old Red Truck Saved Christmas Day" Hey everybody come and gather roundI wanna tell ya little story bout what went downWell it happened one night on a Christmas Eve And it's up to you if you wanna believeBut on that night I was headed off to bed I heard a noise outside it made me turn my headAnd when I looked around Santa Claus appearedIn his shiny red suit and his long white beardAnd he said hey there boy why you standing round Can't ya tell by looking that my sleigh's broke downAnd if we're gonna save Christmas then we're outta luckLess'n we can use your old red pick-up truckAnd I said heck yeah Santa that'd be just great you can use my truck... to save Christmas day..!Well I quick started tossin them toys in the rearOl Santa was a hitchin up the 9 reindeer Then we hopped into her and Santa cracked his whip And we shot into the sky just like a rocket shipWell we was moving so fast my darn hood went flyingBut me and ol Santa didn't pay no mind Cause we was on a mission had to get them toysOut to every single one... of them girls and boys...Well when we got done my old truck's a runnin hot And I could tell by the smell... she's shotBut she made it on home just like I knew she wouldAnd I felt so proud cause she'd done so good..! Come a Chirstmas mornin when I finally woke up Figured better get to working on my old red truckBut when I got downstairs well what did I see was a brand new truck sittin right beside the tree..!Yeah that's what happened that Christmaseve like I said before it's up to you to believeBut I'll stick to my story and I'm proud to say that my old red truck...saved Christmas DayYeah I'll stick to my story and I'm proud to say that my old red truck...saved Christmas Day..!

"Santa Claus Ain't Comin To Town" A parody by Tyler Selph. No copyright claim on this one. Originally written by British songwriter Tommie Conner and originally recorded by Jimmy Boyd. This particular track comes a YouTube posting by Music Teacher's Digest titled "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Instrumental + lyrics - traditional" and can be found here. https://youtu.be/f1GSdBOxyiw Hope you enjoy it my friends... Lyrics below. "Santa Clause Ain’t Comin To Town" Well he’s made out his list and checked it now twice He’s figured out you and me haven’t been nice And Santa Claus ain’t coming to town He’s seen how we act when the kids leave the house The switch in your hand and he’s heard me go ouch! And Santa Clause ain’t comin to town Through our window he’s been peeking And we’ve really freaked him out He’s watched till I’ve been weeping From the pain you’re dishing out! He’s heard me go ouch you’re making me cry He knows you won’t stop till I’m satisfied No Santa Clause ain’t comin to town Ol Santa’s been shocked as we watched me and you He’s seen all the pain you’ve been putting me through And Santa Claus ain’t comin… to town He’s seen those fish-net stockings And leather strap there in your hand He thinks you’re really hurting me but he just don’t understand? With a flick of your wrist ouch That really stings Santa don’t know what a thrill that it brings No Santa Claus ain’t coming to town No Santa Claus ain’t comin to town I said Santa Claus ain’t comin to town..! He ain't comin round... :-)

"I Do Love You" Melody, all instruments and video production by BINETTI Lyrics and all vocals Tyler SELPH Copyright 2017, all rights reserved. Hello everybody and to start with I want to say thank you to all of you who have already heard this song I collaborated on with JC Binetti. When I first heard this in an instrumental form I just felt inspired and asked JC if he would allow me to add lyrics and vocals and I was very happy when he said go for it... so I did. I am posting it at this time just to allow for others who may have missed it to have a chance to hear it before. You can hear more of JC's tunes hear. http://www.fandalism.com/sergej77 Lyrics below... Your letter read that you would leave today,where it is you’re going wouldn’t say Told me you still love me but must move along… but I must tell ya before your gone That I do love you… and I always have… And I should not need to tell you that... I do love you… so why move along…and like I’m saying in this song… I do love you… I keep you picture by my bed your memories here in my head I try to cast them all away… but seems as though they wish to stay And though I know you’re gone for good… I want this to be understood I’ll not be broken have no fear… I’ll be glad when you’re not here Cause I don’t love you …and I never did… And if I told you that… please just forget it… Your letter read that you would leave today where it is you’re going wouldn’t say Told me you still love me but must move along but I must tell you now before you’re gone… I hope I’ve made it very clear… I wish you would get outta here I wish to tell you just to leave… I wish I could make you believe… that I don’t love you… So as you turn… just walk away… no kiss goodbye don’t even wave Just walk away and leave me here where I’ll be standing in my tears But I don’t love you… I don’t love you… I don’t love you...

I Caught Mommy Kissing Santa Claus A dark parody, no copyright claim what-so-ever. Original by Tommie Conner.Lyrics below.I caught Momma kissing Santa Claus underneath the mistletoe last nightThey didn’t know that I was there I was hiding in the stairsAnd I wondered what would Daddy do if he saw Santa kissing youSo I called Daddy on the telephone told him he needed to get home right away Seemed I’d just hung up the phone… and fore you know it Daddy’s home To see mommy kissing Santa Claus… To see momma kissing Santa ClausWell Daddy pulled in with his headlights off And Mom and Santa never heard a thing Daddy went around the back he wasn’t cutting them no slackNo they didn’t hear no doorbell ringJust my Daddy’s keys going jing-a-ling-a-lingWell Daddy told my mommy leave the room And Santa wasn’t looking very goodAnd my Daddy looked sad too cause he didn’t like the viewOf mommy kissing Santa Claus that night No he didn’t like the sight… that night Santa made a mad dash for the doorAnd Daddy tackled him right to the floorThen my daddy looks at me and asks if I would like to see Santa leave our house the way he should Up the chimney wouldn’t that be good?So Daddy shoves ol Saint Nik head in first And then he shoves him till he’s out of site And then my dad and me retired but we first stoked up the fireAnd burned momma’s Santa Claus that nightYeah my dad and me retired but we first stoked up the fireAnd burned up Momma’s Santa Claus last nightBurned up Momma’s Santa Clause last night…

To start with I want to wish you all a very Happy Thanksgiving..! This song was written by Harald-Georg-Barth. I heard it and wrote to him asking if I could add some lyrics and vocals and he said go for it so I did. Here's how it came out. Copyright 2017 all rights reserved. Lyrics below... What If Everybody Had A Gun Guitar… What if everyone had a gun would that change anything? Would we find the world more dangerous for all us human beings? What if everybody walked around with a pistol in their boot? You treat somebody bad enough and they may just pull it out and shoot I’m asking how would life become… if everyone had a gun..? Bank robberies I’m guessing none if the customers inside Were all carrying a loaded gun that was strapped there on their side If everybody had a gun tell me what would they have to fear A peace we never knew before might suddenly appear I know you may think this sounds dumb but what if everyone had a gun? If everybody had a gun then everybody’s equal It would make the perfect movie deserved of a sequel If the gangstas in the neighborhood knew guns were everywhere Would they think before they drew a gun or would they ever even dare There would be no place that’s safe to run… if everybody had a gun If we were carrying a piece would that bring us peace of mind Would that make this space a better place where people’d more kind If everybody had a gun, would the hatred finally end If everybody had a gun would we all turn into friends? I betcha things would really change… if we could all go bang bang bang… Now some would say I’ve crazy some would say I’ve lost my mind But if everyone all had a gun who knows what we might find We might find we’d think things over before we all got really pissed Cause anyone who had a gun could just shoot us if they wished We might all be a little more forgiving less taking and more giving Is there a chance that we may find everybody’d be more kind If everybody had a gun It’s sad I have to devise a plan or suggest this as a cure But a gun in everybody’s hand would change our lives for sure Would everyone a friend become… if everybody had a gun Would the killings somehow all be done… if everybody had a gun… Would we all treat everyone nice? If everybody had a gun In case you didn’t know this, in the following list are places where it is against the law NOT to have a gun Kennesaw Georgia, Nelson Georgia, Nucla Colorado, Gun Barrel City Texas, Virgin Utah Art by Bernardumaine at Deviantart.com

For those of you who know me I have never done a cover tune on Fandalism. Here's a parody on Devo's hit song "Whip It", about my dog Cash and his infatuation with attacking his favorite play toy. No copyright claim to this what-so-ever. Source is YouTube video titled "Devo Whip it (Instrumental)" posted by Terry Jackson. Lyrics below... Crack that whip… Cash is such a trip Watch him attack… he’ll break the piggy’s back Well Cash loves his little pig… yes he digs it It’s his polka-dotted pig but he don’t kiss it He grabs it by its head and he whips it… He whips it… watch it shake… shake it up… get straight Throws it forward by its head he thinks it great to make it shake And whip it whip it good If his piggy can’t be found…so he can whip it He’ll be looking all around, so he can whip it… The pig cannot escape… he’s gonna whip it He loves to whip it… whip it good Watch him whip it… whip it good… Crack that whip… Cash is such a trip Watch him attack… break his piggy’s back Yeah he loves his little pig… yes he digs it It’s his little pig he digs… but he don’t kiss it Folks don’t get me wrong… he’d rather whip it He whips it… watch it shake… he shakes it up… get straight He throws it forward by its head he thinks it great to make it shake He whips it…watch it shake… he shakes it up… Get straight… he throws it forward… by its head Try to detect it as it shakes… He’ll whip it whip it good..!

South Africa by Clive Davies & Tyler Selph This is my third version of Clive's wonderful song. Clive liked my second version more so he posted that one and we'll just have to see which one you prefer. We'd both be happy if you share your opinions on this one.I hope you like it and thanks to all of you who have already commented on this one for Clive and his posting earlier. “South Africa”Ahhhhahaha… Here the music playSouth Africa I do love it soMy truly favorite place to goThe animals all roaming freeIt’s is the perfect place for me… where they run freeAhhh come on and play for meThey play music into the nightThe market place is sheer delightThe artwork there is out of sightThe young and old come to uniteAnd zebra man oh what a sightAh the market place where people shareThey come to sell their handmade waresCome stroll around the market squareCome ride an ostrich if while thereIf you… dareThe women dance the music playsJump on the train and be amazedCape buffalo and zebra grazeYou truly will be in a dazeThree zebras talking what a crazeSouth Africa you’ll love the placeCome smell the food enjoy the tasteThe animals and folks all co-existThere really is no other place like this…The sweet artwork locals portrayListen to the music as it playsAnimals and people side by sideWhy not take a nice safari rideThe people there so bright with smileThe zebra all still running wildThe market people and the creatures shareThe sky so blue with weather fairHa… look what the zebras share…Ah… look out… Ahhhh yeah..South Africa you come on downGuarantee you’ll love Cape Town…Come and party down..!Come to South Africa…

I trusted You - from JC BINETTI and TYLER SELPH Here is a song Binetti wrote and posted on Fando as an instrumental 3 months ago. You can hear his original posting here. http://fandalism.com/jcbinetti/emDl When I heard it I contacted JC and asked if I could add some lyrics and vocal. Happily he agreed to let me have a shot at it and I took one. After sending him the vocals I had added I was very surprised to see his video and even though we did this over two months ago I told him we had to save it for the Halloween season. So here it is and just a note of warning... It's a little scary..! I TRUSTED YOU I Trusted You I trusted you and I don’t know why I ever did I trusted you… and all you did was make me cry I thought you’d never lie… but I… I was wrong… so wrong Now looking back… I should have seen But I was young and I was… green… know what I mean? You let someone… come in between you and I… And I don’t know why? But now all I do is cry… I’m crying tears… after all these years I trusted you… I trusted you I never guessed and never knew Oh yes it’s true… I didn’t have a clue That you were lying in another bed I couldn’t get that through my head Don’t try to tell me that you still care Cause when I need you… you won’t be there You’re leaving me for that other guy And you know me… you don’t really care how much I cry… I trusted you… and never should have I trusted you and you never could have… truly loved me You wouldn’t leave me… and when you left me You said you did you wouldn’t leave me… But I was dumb enough… to trust in you… I trusted you… I trusted

A few of you heard this earlier in an acoustic version. Here's "Tommy's Gone" in a fully produced studio version with a video to go along with it. Please pardon some of the blurry images but I use only photos on Google that people have no copyright to and there are not many to chose from that way. If you listen closely you'll hear many of Tommy's song titles throughout. How many will you know? Composed and written by Tyler Selph All Vocals... Tyler Selph All instruments... Jamie Laritz of Dogearstudios Recorded at Dogearstudios in Florida by Jamie Laritz I hope you'll enjoy this and please search for it on Spotify, Google play, Apple ITunes and Amazon among others. I hope to have it available by 10-30-2017. Now the lyrics "Tommy's Gone" First they said he was dead then said they were wrong But the Waiting Is Over we all now know he’s gone So I’m singing this song and saying goodbye To a person Freefalling now Learning To Fly away today… She Was An American Girl yeah he told us all so His Guitar Gently Wept while he put on a show Mary Jane a romance of which he wrote a song And they shared one last dance before she moved on… Ah yeah… before she was gone... And he said I Won’t Back Down to those damn record labels And he charted his own course because he was able And he didn’t Breakdown was a tough Refugee You Got Lucky... if you knew him indeed… so lucky were we… It was true what he said back in seventy nine Even The Losers get lucky sometimes But I guess like Tom said now it’s Time To Move On You Don’t Know How It Feels... seems unreal that he’s gone away... today But Tommy’s Gone… yeah he’s moving on I envision him now... Running Down A Dream And I’m grateful God for giving us this cool human being But I Should Have Known he’d be leaving this place And I pray that the Lord will show his Saving Grace... And as I move forward I’ll hear his songs play And they’ll always bring memories of sweet younger days On the radio waves now his spirit lives on And we’ll never forget the way Tommy played a song But Tommy’s gone… Long gone… RIP Tommy

"I'll Follow You" Nothing particular about the melody here folks but it's the message I hope you'll get here more than anything. It's a song which I hope will inspire all original artists to start following other original artists on Spotify. I don't know about you but I sure could use a little more money these days... As the song says... it's a crazy idea but I'm willing to take people names if they send them to me below and start following them on Spotify today if they will be kind enough to reciprocate. Why not..? Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph, all rights reserved. Peace everybody..! :-) Please share with your friends my friends.. :-) Now the lyrics... I’ll follow you if you follow me This morning I woke up and jumped out of bed This crazy idea had just popped in my head I thought of a way we could play and get paid And I’m gonna to share my idea here today I don’t know if you’ve done it but here’s what I did I posted my songs right here on DistroKid And the more people listen the more I get paid And the more people hear the cool songs I’ve played Well I think it makes sense here for me to ask you What’s the most logical thing we could do? And it may never work but heck why not let’s try To follow each other right now on Spotify So I’m asking you to just send me your name I’ll follow you friend and hope you’ll do the same It’s one crazy scheme and I know it sound funny But couldn’t we all use a little more money? So today I’ll be finding you and I’ll be following you And I’m hoping that you will come follow me too It’s a crazy idea but who knows it may fly And we’ll all never know till we give it a try So I’ll follow you and hope you’ll follow me We can follow each other and do it for free But who knows how much money we could make If we all started following each other today… :-)

Down By The River Side by Tyler Selph & Jean Chris Binetti. About a month ago Jean-Chris asked if I would be interested in singing one of his songs. He sent me the music and lyrics and I really liked it. I asked JC if he would be okay if I changed some of the lyrics and thankfully he said yes. I loved his hook so I left that in which is the title of the song and I kept that theme but just built a story around the Riverside theme. I know JC posted this one already but I wanted to wait a week or so to try to give others a chance to hear it if they happened to have missed it before. Thanks for all your comments on JC's posting and I hope you will enjoy this one if you have not heard it yet. Now the lyrics... Down by the riverside Down by the riverside… cold beer in my hand The perfect place to run and hide…yeah I’m a broken man I think back to that rainy day when I first met you here You chased all the clouds away… and made the sun appear Down by the riverside that day… you chased those clouds away Down by the riverside with you… it was like a dream come true When I fell in love with you… that day… you stole my heart away Down… by the riverside Down by the riverside… my beer is now half through I take a sip and wonder why… why I ever fell in love with you You told me from the very start your heart could not be won But I was falling so in love and having so much fun Down by the riverside you came… and you made my whole life change Down by the riverside that day… you stole my heart away It’s true… I fell in love with you…that day Down by the riverside my beer is nearly gone Just like the river flowing by… guess it’s time you move along I wish that I could find some way you would stay here with me But if you do come back one day… then this is where I’ll be Down by the riverside me and you… it was like a dream come true Down by the riverside you and me it was the perfect place to be Down by the riverside that day… I’d say you stole my heart away Down by the riverside…

"You Gotta Have A Dream" by Tyler Selph copyright 2017 all rights reserved Lyrics below I posted this in an acoustic version a just over a year ago and the comments and listen count convinced me to do it in a studio format. This song is about domestic violence, spousal abuse, wife-beaters, abused women, or plane and simply........ men who hit women. Hopefully this song will inspire women who may find themselves in this kind of relationship. My advice... get out now... before it's too late..! Composer: Tyler SelphLyrics: Tyler SelphAll instruments: Jamie LaritzRecorded at Dogear Studios. This song can also be found on Spotify, Amazon, Google Play and more. Lyrics below... Excerpts from Vimeo Part 1- "Violence" by Drew AlanPart 2- Tecate" by Frank Part 3- DOMESTIC ABUSE PSADirected by DAVE MEYERS @ Radical MediaPhoto: http://www.shaw.af.mil/News/Features/Display/Article/214599/through-my-eyes-surviving-sexual-assault/You Gotta Have A DreamSo you’ve had it with your boyfriend and you can’t stand anymoreYou wanna write your resignation your frustration is ignoredBut you have your reservations your hesitation and your doubtYou’re not sure if you can take it or you can make it moving outBut you gotta have a dream… and you’ve gotta believe in itYeah you’ve gotta have a dream… and you’ve gotta believe in it…Yeah you know he treats you badly and yet sadly you stayBut I think you need to leave him don’t believe him get awayCause he doesn’t really love you no he loves you to love himAnd I’m telling you because I consider you my friendAnd you gotta have a dream… and you’ve gotta believe in itMmm yeah you’ve gotta have a dream… and you’ve gotta believe in it…Don’t you ever let him fool you don’t let him rule you anymoreThink it’s time you pack your suitcase find a new place out the doorCause he’s never gonna stop it till he knocks you to the floorNo there’s no more sense in talking you need to walk straight out the doorYeah you gotta have a dream and you gotta believe in itYeah you’ve gotta have a dream and you’ve gotta believe in itYeah you gotta have a dream yeah you gotta believe in itYeah you’ve gotta have a dream… and you gotta believe in itYeah you gotta have a dream…

Your Secret by Tyler Selph copyright 2017 all rights reserved A new song of suggestion to those who may be keeping secrets they need to let out... Hope you enjoy it... Lyrics below 'Your Secret" So you’ve got a big secret that you’re hiding inside So many feelings afraid to confide A secret so secret that you’ve not told a soul But this secret you’re keeping well it starts to get old It’s growing so old So many fears all those tears that you’ve hidden Doing those things you wish you never did and Afraid to display or to say how you feel So your keeping your secret it won’t be revealed But a secret as secret as yours seems to be Can wear on your heart and appear on your sleeve It can screw up your karma can drive you insane A secret like this one can mess with your brain It can drive you insane So I’ve a suggestion I hope you will try Cause it’s not very fun when you’re living a lie Set it free and you’ll see how much better you’ll feel Time to give up your secret it’s time to get real Show how you truly feel Come out of that shell that you’re hiding inside Be true to yourself and have nothing to hide Telling the truth is the best thing to do Just look what this secret is doing to you But these secrets your keeping there keeping inside They’re too much too bare and they’re too hard to hide And the longer you try to deny what is true The longer the secret keeps eating at you Yeah these secrets your keeping there inside your heart Will slowly destroy you and tear you apart No you must let it out and be true to yourself Cause its hurting you more… than anyone else… So I’ve a suggestion I hope you will try Cause life can be hell when you’re living a lie Set it free and you’ll see how much better you’ll feel Time to break out your secret… it’s time to get real Let the secret be revealed and you’ll see how you’ll feel How it feels to get real…

They Called Me Pendejo by Tyler Selph copyright 2017 all rights reserved Just a goofy song about a stupid guy who went on a vacation to Mexico and doesn't know the language... Hope you enjoy it. Soon available as are all my tunes on Spotify Groove music, Google play Amazon and more... “They Called Me Pendejo” I’d been planning a trip so I boarded a ship for a cruise down to lovely Cancun I’d heard of this beach where the women were sweet and was hoping to get there real soon When I arrived on the shore there was much to explore pretty soon found my way to the bar Didn’t speak any Spanish but still I could manage with women not getting too far As I drank at the bar… at the bar… After having a few too many a brews and many a shot of hot rum I kinda got loud at everyone in the crowd started thinking they all must be dumb I had told them my name and I know this sounds strange But not one of these guys seemed to know And I still don’t know why they forgot my name’s Ty And they called me instead… Pendejo Yeah they called me Pendejo Yeah they called me Pendejo… that’s the name I would hear. Say Pendejo… how long are you here Hey Pendejo… how are you in Cancun They said Pendejo… hope you’re leaving soon Now I’ve tried and I tried but I still don’t know why all the guys were all acting so ticked They were waving their hands at me while I was dancing with all the fine Mexican chicks. So I asked this young lady and she told me maybe so both of us walked out the door. We went to her place and we had quite a night in the morning woke up on the floor And I’ll never forget that wild night in Cancun the memories will remain Of a bar on the beach where it seemed out of reach for the folks to remember my name And they called me Pendejo… that’s the name I would hear. Yeah they’d call me Pendejo… they’d say how long are you here And they’d call me Pendejo… why are you in Cancun And they’d all say Pendejo… hope you’re leaving soon… Pendejo Yeah they’d call me Pendejo… why that is isn’t clear But they’d call me Pendojo… every time I’d appear And they’d say hey Pendejo why are you in Cancun Say hey Pendejo are you leaving soon On my trip to Cancun

I heard Tom Petty had passed away and was very surprised and saddened. He had just finished up a very successful tour and even sold out his last three shows in the Hollywood bowl in last month.So sad to hear the news and then hear it wasn't true? A crazy way to go but I'm sure Tommy enjoyed the attention... or at least I hope so... Anyway... I felt like writing him a poem which I posted here yesterday. This morning I put my poem to music and hope you like what I came up with. I have used the titles of 16 of Tom's songs throughout the lyrics and I hope you enjoy it... "Tommy's Gone" well The Waiting is over… heard the news and I cried.Cause I now know it’s true such a cool guy has died.So I’m singing this song and I’m saying goodbye.To a person Freefalling now Learning To Fly away… She Was An American Girl yeah he told us all so.His Guitar Gently Wept while he put on a show.Mary Jane a romance of which he wrote a song.And they shared one last dance before she moved on… Ah yeah… before she was gone...He said I Won’t Back Down to those damn record labels.And he charted his own course because he was able.And he didn’t Breakdown was a tough Refugee.You Got Lucky... if you knew him indeed. It was true what he said back in seventy nine.Even The Losers get lucky, get lucky sometimes.But I guess like Tom said now it’s Time To Move On.You Don’t Know How It Feels seems unreal that he’s gone away today.But Tommy’s Gone… he’s moving on. I envision him now Running Down A dream.And I’m grateful God for giving us this cool human being.But I Should Have Known he’d be leaving this place.And I pray that the Lord will show his Saving Grace... And as I move forward I’ll hear his songs play.And they’ll always bring memories of sweet younger days.On the radio waves now his spirit lives on.And we’ll never forget the way he played a song.But Tommy’s gone… Long gone… RIP Tommy

Fairy Tale Ending Music by Signum Temporus, Vocals and lyrics by Tyler Selph.Here's a tune which was originally created by Signum Temporus and I asked him if I could add some lyrics and vocals to it. I was very happy when he said go ahead and do something so here's what we've created together and I hope you enjoy it. I do not know who the female vocalist is at the very end but I'm hoping Sig will be kind enough to let me know. I'll update the description once I've been informed who she is. Enjoy..! Here is the original track on Signum's site. Hear the original track here. https://youtu.be/qohEfEjXITMI Now the lyrics "Fairy Tale Ending" I hope for a fairy tale ending… And I wait for a make-believe end…I wanna ride off on a white horse… off to a world of pretend…Pretending that you are my princess… pretending that I am just a toad You hear me and find me defenseless kiss me and watch me explode Explode into your shining prince on a white horse to take you away But it’s all just a dream I’ve been dreaming… reality so far away…My friends they all say I’ve gone crazy say I’m way out of my league Yet I find you truly amazing… full of suspense and intrigue My horsie right now is a Kia… not a horse that was made to impress And I’m certain that I’ll never see ya… in my passenger’s seat in a dress… But I hope for a fairy tale ending… I wait for a make-believe end… I wanna ride off on a white horse… off to a world of pretend… Pretending that you are my princess pretending that I’m just a toad You hear me and find me defenseless kiss me and watch me explode Into your shining prince… white horsey to take you away But it’s all just a dream I’ve been dreaming… reality so far away…

After today's earlier posting I received a request from Stig to hear some more sax playing. So here you go Stig... Here's my group from Florida playing a song recorded many years ago that I wrote titled "Stars". It features me on the sax and I hope you and everyone else enjoys it. You can also hear this on Spotify or iTunes as will as other sites if you just search my name. Tyler Selph Tenor Sax- Me Lead guitar- Bo Barbot Bass guitar- Andy Shaw Drums- Bobbi Gruhler

"Man On The Corner" copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph Also available on Spotify, ITunes and more.Hey everybody..! Well I have many new collabs going on right now and they're going to be posted soon but for now, here's an older live performance I found on VHS and I apologize for the poor video quality but I felt the performance was worth posting and I hope you enjoy it... Lead vocal- me Lead guitar- Bo Barbot Bass guitar- Andy Shaw Drums- Bobbi Gruhler Lyrics below I saw an old man standing on the corner In ragged pants and a tattered vest I wished for this guy it was a little warmer But a cold front was coming from the West He holds a sign in his weary hands That tells me that he'll work for food He hopes that you'll toss some change into his can but most folks just aren't in the mood... Is this guy a victim of society? Or was this guy just born to lose? And though I don't believe this could ever happen to me... I'd sure hate to be stuck in his shoes. Where if you're one of the fortunate ones...You'll get in the YMCA But if they don't have enough room there for you then where the hell else will you stay..? Well a box ain't too bad in the Summertime It's easy to handle the heat But it gets real damn cold in the Wintertime When if falls below 30 degrees And if you don't mind standing in a long line You might get some soup they hand out You can smell that food but you still can't conclude you'll get there before it runs out..! No you can't guarantee a thing when you're out in the street..! Could we be related to this old man You might think your chances are slim But you best put away every penny you can and pray you don't wind up like him Said you best put away every penny you can and pray you don't wind up like him. Yeah you best put away every penny that you can...

Light Up by Jean-Chris Binetti. Copyright 2017 All rights reserved. A couple of months ago I asked JC to please do a video for my song "If I Don't Have You, I Aint Got Nothing" He was very kind to do so and did a great job. Now he asked me to sing one of his songs and here it is. I hope you all enjoy it... Hear more of Jean-Chris here. http://www.fandalism.com/jcbinetti Light up My eyes feel so heavy When the stars are calling me And I'm losing all the sight Of everything that I know Will you see these things in the same light oh oh Walker on a dirt track, oh oh Through the wind and the snow In this world of suffering Love, peace of mind should be our thing Light up, light up, light up Light up, light up, light up Can you see them float in the sky? Can you hear those echoes of their cries? Creating a tune… Do you see the light? I've… tried so steady To make something out of what I've seen But I need you by my side To find all the answers that I don‘t know Will you see these things in the same light oh oh Walker on a dirt track, oh ho Through the wind and the snow In this new world of suffering Love, peace of mind should be our thing Light up, light up, light up Bring me the light So I could find a way Ahhhh help me… help me find the way To a brighter day Can you observe them shine so bright… Can you feel their loneliness through their cold light Mmmm… touching you… Light up… You gotta light up the way Light up the way… for me… Uhhuh, gotta gotta light up the way for me… Do you understand? I need your help I need you by my side To light my way Light it up… light my way… Ahhh light my way light the way for me… Can you see the light?

Thank You Lord, Tyler Selph, copyright 2017 all rights reserved. Here's a studio version of a song I wrote and posted here a few years back. It's one of my favorites and I hope you too will like it. Lyrics Thank you Lord by Tyler Selph I thank you Lord for all you’ve done I thank you for your only son I know without him in my life I’d never make it through the strife. I love you Lord for loving me And taking care of all my needs And as for all you’ve yet to do I want to say… say thanks to you. Thank you Lord… Thank you Lord For you have taken all my burden All the pain and all the hurt and All my sins have been forgiven by Christ’s blood Yes you gave your only son So my soul it could be won What a wonderfully precious act of love So thank you Lord… Thank you Lord… Thank you Lord… Thank you Lord Your story Lord I’ll spread world-wide The truth it will not be denied And satan will not ever conquer thee And should we perish in your name We’re still in heaven just the same And in the end we all will sing to you Thank you Lord… Thank you Lord Thank you Lord… Thank you Lord Until we meet I’ll sing your praise Lord guide me through these hectic days My prayer please hear it grant me peace Your guiding spirit stay with me I thank you Lord for all you’ve done And thanks for all you’ve yet to do Thank you Lord… Thank you Lord Thank you Lord… Thank you Lord Thank you Lord

I Lit A Candle For You by Tyler Selph. Copyright 2017 all rights reserved.Here's one I wrote a few years ago and recorded a few months ago but just had re-recorded by my friend Jamie Laritz of Dogear Studios with studios in both Ft Myers FL and Nashville TN. He is an incredible musician and recording technician. He plays all of the instruments on this song and did all the editing & mixing. All I had to do was sing the vocals when he was done with all the tracks and how easy is that? This song is also available on iTunes and Spotify. Now the lyrics... "I Lit A Candle For You" When I invited you for dinner I was hoping you’d say yes. And when you asked what I was serving I told you, you would have to guess You smiled when I suggested that we dine in candle light…And in the end you said alright… And I had dreamed of this night…So I lit a candle for you baby… And I... I was hoping maybeThat you would make my dream come true And I might... share just one night with youSo I lit a candle as I waited for you… I lit a candleI placed the candle on the table as I polished up the place Stood thinking of the way the candle-light would shine upon your face And I hoped that you would like my place and hoped you'd be impressed As I looked into the mirror hoped you like the way I'm dressed? But suddenly I noticed that the night was getting late I wondered where you were you said that you'd be here by eight I thought by now that you’d have had a lobster on your plate.Instead I'm only wondering and I guess you're running late.But I lit a candle for you baby cause you told me, told me you'd be there And I set the candle there on the table with fine wine for us to share And now I watch the candle melting see the wax all dripping down And I feel like such a loser and I feel like such a clown… Cause I lit a candle for you baby… but soon… soon it will go out... I guess the date you made with me… You simply… forgot about And as the candle keeps on melting it becomes a work of art And I'll never let you know how much you truly broke my heart...

Cheryl Marie, melody and lyrics by Tyler Selph, copyright 2017 all rights reserved. This song is about how my wife and I met many years ago but it wasn't until many years later we met again and got married. This song was posted about a year ago but I have had my friend Jamie re-work the instruments and I've added the vocals. Hope you enjoy it. Cheryl Marie Was it all just by chance we met that night in that bar And the two of us danced then we took a ride in my car You were only 19 and looked so good in those jeans And it seemed like a dream That you were with me And it was so nice to be With sweet Cheryl Marie Way back in 83 We drove to a party but nobody showed So we jumped in my sports car and we hit the road Then we parked on a hillside you let my fingers explore And we both wanted more We drove back to my place and made our way to my room But somehow we passed out… from all the drinks we’d consumed But neither one worried no neither one of us cared Cause we weren’t in a hurry no we weren’t going nowhere In the morning I woke up and you still there by my side Seemed you wanted make love you had that look in our eyes But before you would let me would let me proceed. You said, don’t ever forget me… My name is Cheryl Marie Don’t you dare forget me That’s what she said to me Back in 83 We drove through the night She was holding on tight She said faster and faster It was love we were after She was so full of laughter Sweet Cheryl Marie As sweet as could be Young and wild and carefree Sweet Cheryl Marie…

In A Perfect World, copyright 2017, all rights reserved. This is a song I recorded about a year ago but just had re-done by my friend Jamie Laritz. Also available on iTunes, Spotify and other online sites. Hope you enjoy it. Lyrics below. In a perfect world You would win every game And in a perfect world there is no one to blame In a perfect world there’d be no right or wrong In a perfect world everyone..... just gets along In a perfect world But a true perfect world that’s impossible see And the truth is that’s something that never could be There’s a reason why people always disagree Cause what’s perfect for you isn’t..... perfect for me Are you starting to see? If the pitcher strikes out every batter he meets They all call that a perfect game but was it really you see Although he seemed perfect when he won that game Was the pitcher so perfect or were the batters just lame? That were playing the game... Let’s say that somebody has big party plans And their praying the rain will not mess up their plans But the farmers depend on their seeds all to sprout And they’re praying for rain cause there’s been a long drought... Have you figured this out? Oh this world isn’t perfect oh no no it’s not Take a good look around and you’ll see what we’ve got It’s a world full of war where the innocent fear It’s a world far from perfect that’s perfectly clear Let’s say that a soldier who fights for his life Has to shoot someone else or to stab with a knife To him it seems perfect he somehow survived But was it really so perfect when the other guy died? At the edge of a knife And his mother she cried… Long into the night… In a perfect world there’d be no fighting at all In a perfect world not one more soldier would fall In a perfect world people there’d be no war And a perfect world’s what we should all be... fighting for In a perfect world… in a perfect world… in a perfect world… in a perfect world...

Goodbye, So Long, Farewell... Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph all rights reserved. This tune was recorded by my friend Jamie Laritz. For those who haven't heard my last song, Jamie is the owner of Dogearstudios and in my opinion he is an incredible musician and recording technician. He plays all of the instruments on this song and did all the mixing. All I had to do was sing the vocals when he was done with all the tracks and how easy is that? If you're a music artist and would like to have your songs professionally recorded contact Jamie yourself at Dogearstudios@gmail.com or call Jamie at 615-480-5103 and mention promo code 5503 for discount pricing for tracks, and mixing. This tune will soon be available on iTunes, Amazon, Google-play, Spotify and others. Goodbye… So Long… Farewell… Lyrics I knew right from the start that you could break my heart would tear my world apart and so I stayed away You wore your blue jeans tight and had them ripped just right to whet my appetite and you just loved to play To play with hearts of boys to you they are just toys they’d fall in love with you and then here’s what you do You’d simply write a note and in it what you wrote would tear their fragile worlds apart You’d leave your note on their bed and they read what it said it really messed up their heads when they read Goodbye… so long… farewell… and we’ll see ya later Goodbye… so long… farewell… see ya later alligator Goodbye… so long… farewell… So me I stayed away and when you’d look my way I’d look the other way I would not give away That I was hot for you like all the other dudes then right out of the blue I got pursued by you You held her body close thought I might overdose you whispered in my ear why don’t we disappear? I didn’t have a clue what you were gonna do what you would put me through but knew I wanted you You took me to your place yeah I was blown away there are no word to say the way you made me feel Your body soft and smooth you showed me all your moves I really dug your groove it all just seemed unreal I never guessed that I would be your type of guy and still I don’t know why why you gave me a try But I’m sure glad you did I’m glad I visited I’m glad I stayed the night cause you were out of sight But in my head I knew that you would leave just like you’re known to do So in the morning I jumped up and made some coffee and poured a cup I found a pad and pen and wrote I wrote to you a little note I left the note there by your bed and you can guess just what it said Goodbye… so long… farewell… and we’ll see ya later Goodbye… so long… farewell… see ya later alligator Goodbye… so long… farewell… it was great to know ya Goodbye, so long farewell… but I’ve got to go away… Cause I know that if I stay That you’ll break my heart in two And I know that’s what you will do So I must say goodbye to you So long… farewell… and I’ll see ya later Goodbye… so long… farewell… it was nice to know ya Goodbye… so long… farewell… Goodbye… so long… farewell… Goodbye

Here's a fun song I wrote some time ago that I recently had re-recorded by my great friend Jamie Laritz. He is the owner of Dogearstudios and in my opinion he is an incredible musician and recording technician. He plays all of the instruments on this song and did all the mixing. All I had to do was sing the vocals when he was done with all the tracks and how easy is that? If you're a music artist and would like to have your songs professionally recorded contact Jamie yourself at Dogearstudios@gmail.com or call Jamie at 615-480-5103 and mention promo code 5503 for discount pricing for tracks, and mixing. Now here are the lyrics so you can follow along..! "Goldielocks" Well she’s my Goldielocks and I’m her Papa Bear Yeah she’s my Goldielocks got that golden hair Well I’m coming home to find my place is a mess But I’m not here alone no I got a special guest Her name is Goldielocks and she’s here in my place Cause it’s her that I’m smelling… and her I can taste..! Goldielocks ohhhh and I’m her Papa Bear Well I come to the table and find all my food Goldie’s cooked a dinner that puts me in the mood Yeah she cooked my favorites and knows I like meat rare Knows just how to flavor it and nothing compares To my Goldielocks ahhaww and I’m her Papa Bear Yeah she’s my Goldielocks got that golden hair Well head to the parlor and sit in my chair Appears again that Goldie's been there If you ask me how I know I can tell you a lot I can tell that it’s Goldie Cause the chair is still so hot… oh so hot! Yeah she’s my Goldielocks mmm and I’m her Papa Bear She’s my Goldielocks got that golden hair Well I pick up the candle and I head up to bed Can’t wait to see Goldie lying there in my bed And who knows maybe she’ll kiss me and share And maybe she’ll have missed me when I wasn’t there Goldielocks ahhaa and I’m her Papa Bear Ohhh she’s such a fox ohhh and she loves to share Uh huh oh yeah Uh huh uh oh woh ho Yeah she’s my Goldielocks and I’m her Papa Bear

Mother Nature by Tyler Selph, copyright 2017, all rights reserved. Every once in a while I get inspired to try to make up something on the spur of the moment and see what happens. I'll turn on my iphone video recorder and just let things fall where they may. I would suggest you give it a try sometime if you never have before. It's a fun thing to do and who knows what may happen..? This one was created in my Brother-in-laws back yard on a beautiful day...! Enjoy..! Titled "Mother Nature"... lyrics below... Today I looked… and this is what I see… A beautiful… environment serene And there I got to watch a Bumble-bee… and it occurred to me… That this was destiny Mother Nature… it’s incredible, it’s impossible… that is not designed It truly seems to me to be divine…. Mother Nature… Woahhhhh… Mother Nature How serene, hear that bird oh hear it sing… It sings a sweet… sweet song… And all the other birds… they sing along... That’s Mother Nature…. Oooooh… That’s Mother Nature… Oowoawohoo.. Mother Nature… Woaoh... Mother Nature… Woaoh…That’s Mother Nature….

Here's a poem I uploaded a few years ago that I put to my friend John Corsaro's killer drum playing. See John's original video posted here.... http://fandalism.com/odddrum/el38 I title my poem "Teenage Thoughts" and it is about the way many kids seem to act and think this day in age. Hope you like it! Copyright 2017 all rights reserved.Teenage thoughtsI'll tell ya bout my mom and dad The two of them they get real mad It seems no matter how I try No way to see them eye to eye They call me just a teenage punk But they're the one's who are the flunks As parents they've completely failed And I'm the one who's getting railed They've treated me with no respect Since I quit school but what the heck Don't really care to graduate When I already have a life that's great My mom and dad they'll care for me And me... well I'll live here for free What more could anybody need Sounds pretty sweet don't you agree? My mom and dad they criticize It's time they opened up their eyes I see beyond all of their lies And yell fuck you while mama cries They say it's time that I move out But that's not happening no doubt I'm staying here till forced to leave And that's just how it is you see They're angry I dropped out of school They say I'm dumb but they're the fools I'm 18 and I make the rules And no one's calling me a fool I'll have my way and I'll live rent free No no-one's getting rid of me Don't give a damn that's plain to see My parents will take care of me I'm sick and tired of being told By people who are growing old What I should do how I should act It's time they all cut me some slack I take it easy cause I can It should be clear to understand. Why should I have to work so hard I make my daddy mow the yard I live right now on easy street Roof over-head free food to eat Take out the garbage? Don't think so Don't even ask my ass to mow I do what I want and I have no fear I steal my mama's last cold beer Call me a failure go ahead But while you're at it make my bed! You guys are wrong I've never failed And if I do wind up in jail I got good news good news to tell You'll be the ones to pay my bail Call me a failure if you like I'll tell you both to take a hike I'm living wild and living free Now go away don't bother me...

Here's a little something my wife created for me using Jibjab software. She meant to send it to me on the 4th of July so I could post it but she forgot so here's a belated 4th of July song to rock your world. I hope you'll all find it amusing...

Here's one me and my friends from around the world put together. I wrote it, my friend Jamie Laritz played all the instruments on it, I sang it and JC Binetti created the video.The song title is If I Don't Have You... I Ain't Got Nothin Also available on iTunes, Spotify and other online sites as are almost all my tunes. Lyrics and melody - Tyler Selph- Williamston, Michigan Drums, Bass, Guitar, Keyboards Jamie Laritz - Nashville, TN Vocals recorded by - Sean Barrett of LaBarrettory Studios - Williamston, Michigan Final mixing - Jamie Laritz of Dog Ear Studios - Nashville, TN If I Don’t Have You, I Ain’t Got Nothin I could be rich and famous…might be a movie star Ride around in big black limo or maybe drive a fancy car I could have every single thing everything this world could give But I know that that if I don’t have you… then I ain’t got nothin..! No I ain't got nothin..! I could earn a diploma and I could get some degree I could make a lotta money and I could buy anything I could make a million dollars or become a billionaire But I know that if I don’t have you… then I ain’t got nothin…! No I ain't got nothin..! I could travel all around the world from sea to shining sea But it wouldn’t be no fun at all if you weren’t here with me I could have a castle made of gold and servants at my feet But I wouldn’t be as happy as I am when you’re with me I could climb the corporate ladder go all the way to the top Be a doctor a lawyer or get rich trading stocks But it’s all superficial and it doesn’t mean a thing Cause I know that if I don’t have you… Then I ain’t got nothin..! No I ain’t got nothin..! Said I ain't got nothin..! No I ain't got nothin..! I ain’t got nothin..! I ain’t got nothin..! I ain’t got nothin..! No I ain’t got nothin..!

Here's one of my tunes put to a short video by a couple of my close friends Richard and Maurice. I had submitted a Christmas song to Ford for their consideration as an ad and this was what my friends sent back to me as if it was from Ford. It was a great prank on me as it was shown on my email as coming from TeamDetroitAdv.com and at first I thought it was the real deal and they were doing a trial run of it. Pay close attention to the credits at the end for a few hidden meanings in the names which I didn't catch until my friends told me... Anyway... I hope you enjoy it...

Forever Together Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph Hey everyone... This is a song I wrote for one of my best friends weddings back in the 90's. My good friend Andy Shaw on bass. The photo is of the moment me and my wife Cheryl tied the know with a kiss... Hope you all like the tune... Forever Together Both of us knowing that our love is real This is our way of showing the way we truly feel Thinking now of the good times we've shared in the past And we've both come to realize that we want them to last forever... together... I think of the future and living with you Nothing else I could dream of that I'd rather do... and we'll share all our feelings and erase all our fears and our love will grow stronger as we share the years together... Forever.... sharing our lives together.. Forever ever and ever... We accept that the future... may sometimes get rough but we know that we'll make it Cause our love is strong enough. We won't let anything stand in our way... No nothing can come between the love we share today and forever.... together... Together... forever... As we grow older we'll look back and see... You and I with each other it was truly meant to be So we'll be together and we'll help each other through cause we know what we're doing when we each say I do it means Forever... together... sharing our lives together... forever and ever and ever...

I had to re-post this song... I noticed in my first post I had cut off the ending. I wrote the poem and then Danijela Jovic, (SergeJ77 on Fando) was kind enough to offer a piano accompaniment. It is about a very close friend and once listened to, you'll know what happened to him. He will be sorely missed. I want to thank Danijela so much because without him on the piano... this would just be a poem... "One Guys Death" My friend of 10 years shot himself in the chest… three times… believe it or not? With a revolver… as impossible as that seems… But nonetheless we were told by those who discovered his body there were no sign of foul play… just one set of footprints… leading away from the van… which had gotten stuck in a farmer’s field. The footprints led from the van to a single wooden hunting blind… raised on stilts… approximately eight feet off the ground… It appeared that under heavy sedation from a mix of prescription pills he had been taking for back pain… that he made his way to the wooden blind…climbed the ladder and once inside…decided this was the place to end it all. I feel very saddened that although I had made many attempts to contact him over the past few months… I had not spoken to him... When traveling near his home my wife and I had called to see if we could drop by… but no one ever picked up the phone or called us back so we never did… and now… we both wish we had… I deeply regret that we did not go there and did not recognize until too late… what was really going on… I am also deeply troubled by the fact his wife… of 10 years… did not take care of him... and never reported to someone the severity of what was happening… and this in and of itself is a tragedy..! During the last weeks I have had so many questions? Even doubting whether or not it was actually a suicide? So I conducted my own investigation and was very thorough… Even visited the scene… yes I was there and saw the wooden blind where it all happened. I also studied the autopsy pictures of my friend’s face that I could not even recognize. A full face beard... a loss of over 50 pounds in less than two months? He looked as though he had been totally neglected and left to just wither away..! I cringed as I saw the bullet holes in his chest and I cried. It was extremely hard to accept but I realize now… that it must be true and he did in fact take his own life for there is nothing to prove otherwise… This fact I have to come to resolution with and understand, there’s nothing I could have done...perhaps… even if I had spoken to him… well it was his destiny. So I say farewell to you my good friend with whom I fished, and camped and I played and sang with and I want to tell the world… that this guy… will never be forgotten….RIP my friend…

We Cried, a poem written by Tyler Selph Piano by Danijela Jovic. I am honored to have Danijela (Sergej77) work with me on this project. Her melody was the perfect fit if you ask me. Hope you all like it... We Cried I came home late one night stepped through the door. I saw a strange man whom I’d never met before. My wife said it was awkward I would call strange. From that night on… my life it changed. I turned around as she stepped in the room. And I could tell I smelled her sweet perfume. And though she’d shown me its not me she’s really thinking of. She claimed that it was only me… she truly loved. I didn’t buy it… it was all a lie. Could see she’d fallen for that other guy. I stood and listened as she tried to justify. Then I kissed... that girl goodbye… And we cried and we cried… as I kissed her goodbye… You think in life you’ve got things figured out. Then find out what life’s really all about. You want to go somewhere just run and hide. To take your lumps and swallow all your pride. But now it’s over now for me and her. Hard to remember now it’s all a blur. I wish that we were still the way we were. But then again… I really don’t. Today I saw her briefly on the street. She softly spoke to me her voice so sweet. But still I knew that I could not repeat that scene. Know what I mean? And me and her we cried when I kissed her goodbye. I’d grown tired of all her lies.. We both had tears that filled our eyes… As I told that girl goodbye… yes we cried… we cried… and we cried…

I've Gotta Ask My Wife, copyright 2017 Tyler Selph all rights reserved. This song was originally a very cool instrumental created by Sergej77 and he allowed me to add some lyrics to it. Here is a link to Sergej77 original post. http://fandalism.com/sergej77/bqOB Hope you like it..! Lyrics... Had this friend of mine that came to me way back in nineteen-eighty-three Said now’s the time to buy some stock… in Apple, just two bucks a shot He told me I’d get rich one day Two thousand’s all I’d have to pay To own one thousand shares that great I’ll put that apple on my plate. I said to him that sounds real good you know I’d do it if I could But you know friend I’d be truly cursed if I don’t go and ask my wife first... "Happy wife happy life" :-) So I proposed to my sweetie pie… my friend said now’s the time to buy But she said boy there’s just no way that we could now afford to pay Two thousand bucks that’s all we’ve got… and it’s a gamble just a shot A shot in the dark with no guarantees so my wife no and would not agree... She was looking after me... Eventually I wound up broke my wife she left with another bloke The price of Apple stock look there… A hundred forty bucks per share..! A hundred forty bucks oh my just did the math and I wanna cry A hundred forty thousand bucks… My wife said no and I got fucked So where’s my wife you ask of me? Remember that friend in 83? She looked him up and he was rich ran off with him that friggin bitch That’s right she took on his last name in search of fortune in search of fame Just take a look here at my life… cause I had to go and ask my wife..! Ahhhh... but in the end I fared okay even though my wife and my friend ran away I remember back to eighty-three and what my friend had said to me Little secret too that I’ll now let out… see I’d bought 8,000 shares no doubt Seven hundred grand my friends do you like the way this story ends?

Happy Easter Everyone..! From Tyler and his family..! Have fun everyone and remember...today we remember a SONrise like no other..!

I Lit A Candle For You song by Tyler Selph, copyright 2017 All rights reserved. Here's one that I uploaded as just a poem a few years ago and decided to put a melody to it and here's the end result... Hope you like it... When I invited you for dinner you surprised me with a yes. When you asked what I was serving I told you, you would have to guess You smiled when I suggested that we dine in candle light… But in the end.... you said alright… and I had dreamed of this night… So I lit a candle for you baby… and I, I was hoping maybe... That you would make all my dreams come true and I might.... share one night with you... I lit a candle… as I waited for you… I lit a candle... I placed the candle on the table as I polished up the place Stood thinking of the way the light would shine upon your face And I hoped that you would like my place and hoped you'd be impressed As I looked into the mirror hoped you like the way I'm dressed? But suddenly I noticed that the night was getting late Wondered where you were you said that you'd be here by eight? I thought by now that you’d have had a lobster on your plate. Instead I'm only wondering and guess you're running late? But I lit a candle for you baby cause you told me, you told me you'd be there... And I set the candle on the table with champagne for us to share Now I watch the candle melting see the wax all dripping down... And I feel like such a loser and I feel like such a clown… Cause I lit a candle for you baby… but soon… soon it will go out... I guess the date you made with me… you simply… forgot about... And as the candle keeps on melting it becomes a work of art And I'll never let you know how much you tore my world apart...

His Wife Wouldn't Let Him, copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph, lyrics in description. Here's one that was listed as just a poetry piece about 3 years ago but I decided to plop some music on it and here's the end result... Hope you all enjoy it..! His Wife Wouldn't Let Him Gambling late, way into the night The man’s on fire and his wife outta sight Poker's the game and they do poker right With his wife there beside him… he wins every night And everything is alright..! The cards are all dealt and he draws a straight flush Guy cross the table he raises a bluff But he's holding a winner there in his hand But his wife moves her hand and he understands and he folds… And he does as was told… Cause his wife wouldn't let him she made him give in And if he had won well a ton he would win But his wife wouldn't let him she motioned to fold And he loved her so much… that he did as was told. And his wife wouldn’t let him… She… he learned a long time ago… she's always right That's why he… keeps winning with her every night They all call him the gambler but no nobody knows That his wife's in control with the touch of her nose But nobody knows...? She touches the tip that tells him to hold She touches the bridge and it's time to just fold. She touches the left side he knows he can't win She touches the right and… he's going all in! Mmmm and this is how they both win..! Mmmmm… So that Saturday night, full moon up in the sky The wager ran up to a new record high And the crowd gathered round all to see history But his wife stepped away at that moment you see... Well he stalled and he stalled but… she never appeared What the heck should he do? Lose it all so he feared…oooh So he raised the stakes high and he… said I'm all in And at that very moment was when his wife stepped back in... Then alas the last card and who would have known His card wasn’t dealt and the crowd it all moaned And his wife she just smiled turned and walked out the door Cause her husband’s opponent had offered her more... Photo from http://www.thejaylap.com/work/

"Good with a Gun" Collaboration with John Corsaro I've never really attempted to do Rap music so here's my first rap effort. I asked John if he'd like to be involved in any way and he allowed me to pick any drum post he had uploaded onto YouTube and run with it. So I picked his tuned titled Rhythmic Joker VII and here's what I came up with. Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph "Good With A Gun" 13 year boy and he’s home alone Don’t know now for sure why there was no one else home There and engaged in his video game when he heard a loud sound heard a loud bang There was one bang then two, heard it again, he realized someone else was breaking in So he ran to a bedroom where dad kept a gun and he knew how to shoot it cause his dad taught his son Mhmm to be good with a gun… that’s right Yeah his dad taught his son taught him all that he knew Taught his son how to hunt taught his son how to shoot And had he not time for the teaching he’d done Who knows what would’ve happened that night to his son? Mhmm… who was good with a gun… that’s right The boy ran to a room found the gun and clip racked in a round held it firm to his hip When he met the thieves the boy this is what he did say said you’d better all freeze or I’ll blow you away..! The thieves were all stupid and they all ignored they attacked and he fired two fell to the floor. The other one ran but not far it’s no lie cause there in the driveway… is where that guy died. Mhmm… Cause he was good with a gun, cause his dad taught his son… Police showed up their flashing blue lights found one thief with brass knuckles the other a knife They saw where the burglars broke through the door found them lying in puddles of blood on the floor 13 years old and the cops were all shocked a kid at that age how could he be such a shot... Just 13 years old and the cops were all shocked that kid at that age could be such a great shot But the truth is his dad yes his dad was the one who taught him to hunt and get good with a gun… Mmhmm… yeah his dad taught his son… mhmm and he was good with a gun… From when his dad taught his son… He was good with a gun… and he killed everyone… cause his dad taught his son to be good with a gun… Had he not done what he had done for his son who knows what becomes of his son… with no gun? Yeah his dad took the time to teach all he knew Taught his son how to hunt taught his son how to shoot And had he not took the time and all that teachings he’s done Then who knows what would’ve happen… that night to his son… Who was good with a gun… very good with a gun… Good with a gun… very good with a gun..! Photo from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Boy_hunter_watches_for_birds_coming.jpg

This Song Is About You copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph If I were to write you a love song would you know it was only for you? Cause if written I’d keep it a secret that it’s you who I’m singing it to That’s right I would never tell no one who it’s written for I’d never say But if I were to write you a love song then the lyrics… might give it away... That’s what some folks would say… Cause if I were to write you a love song, it would tell you I’m so glad we met It would tell you I’m so very grateful Al Gore gave us all internet… lol Cause without him we’d not know each other without him I doubt there’s a way That we would have ever discovered or found one another that day... So this song is about you and you know that it’s true… That this song is about you… am I getting this through? That I’m so glad you found me and… I’m glad I found you And I’m hoping you’ll realize… this song’s about you... This song’s about you… So now one last clue I have for you that I hope makes it perfectly clear That this love songs for you and you only, for you and you only my dear For if not for a letter you sent me there’d be, be no song here to write And you know I can only keep dreaming... of sleeping beside you tonight... and you know this is right… Not beside you tonight... So this song is about you… and you know that it’s true… That this song is about you… am I getting this through That I’m so glad you found me and I’m glad I found you And I’m hoping you’ll realize… this song’s about you… and you know that it’s true...

"Meandering Melody" for relaxation and meditation. Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph

I wish I could take credit for the melody line here but I think the Stray Cats as mentioned below may have dibs on that. Actually I did a little research and as it turns out Richard Hell & The Voidoids did a song called Blank Generation having this same progression which came out about 5 years before Stray Cat Strut was released. Some say Brian Setzer of the Stray Cats stole the progression but who knows? Here's a link to the tune if you're interested... You'll find the song at the 16:54 minute mark. https://youtu.be/UkTs883qImY Now the lyrics to my song titled Julio's Song. Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph Julio he's a ladies man and that's all that we really knowWhere he came from nobody knows andnobody knows where he'll go...Out of nowhere he seems to appear.. and he buys everybody a beerWhere he goes all the chicks gather round...Yeah that's where all the babes can be found with Julio... Julio...The women all love him and the men all just wish he would leaveHow does Julio always show with up... with girls on each sleeveJulio..! Julio..!Ahh...he never eats candy he's just too sweet and he mesmerizesthe girl's that he meetsHe's a man full of love and knows how to romanceAll the girls hope that Julio... gets in their pants! Julio... Julio...He's a man full of mystery and he gets all his wine and his women for freeWhen I saw him last night I would swear it's a fact he had three..!When Julio plays guitar and he sings all the ladies they want give Julio everythingTo be by his side and to have a few kids but Julio that's not the way that he lives... Julio... that's Julio...They all tell Julio they... love him and so and they hope and they pray that he'll let his feelings show... but Julio always has somewhere else to go... Julio...Julio... Julio... Julio...

A fun song about St. Patrick's Day. I hope you enjoy it... St. Patrick’s Day..! St. Patrick was born long ago in this world as a boy he was taken one day To the Irish a slave until he had a dream of a ship that would take him away... If you study you’ll learn that one day he returned to the land that had kept him in chains And you’ll see what he did was convert all the pagans oh yes he did make quite a change..! So they made him a Patron and when he did die I’ll not lie that he paved all the way For those who had listened converted to Christians and that’s why he’s famous today..! So why all the beer well that’s not really clear but it’s clear that the beer will be green And they’ll put it away by the pint all the day and get ripped if you know what I mean? So I’m raising my glass and I’ll toast to the past and the Saint who deserves to be cheered So here’s to St. Patrick come on raise it up but make sure that’s your mugs full of beer..! Pass one over here..! Yes its St. Patrick’s Day and we’re going to have a parade..! And we’ll all get drunk its okay it’s finally St. Patrick’s Day Yes it’s St. Patrick’s Day and we’re going to have a parade And we’re going to drink lots of brew And you know that’s just what we will do. On St. Patrick’s Day..! Finally St. Patrick’s Day So today is St. Patrick’s Day… and everyone’s happy and gay And you better wear green if you know what I mean or get pinched on the cheek of the ass! So we’re going to have us a beer And we’re glad everyone can be here And we’ll all say hip hip hooray! Cause it’s finally St. Patrick’s Day..! Ahhh it’s St. Patrick’s Day… we all get to behave… and get carried away..! We love St. Patrick’s Day! Ahhh now come on out and play..! Cause its St. Patrick’s Day..!

"Mary's Tears" A spiritual instrumental and song of hope... I hope you like it...

A song I put together for Cheryl and I and our 12th year wedding anniversary. Happy Anniversary my dear This truly has been one fantastic year And I wanted to just make this one thing clear...How much I love you and I always will And I’m so happy That I am still So in love… With you Through this whole year through And we’ve more than a few Many more left to do Happy Anniversary to you… Just wanted you to know… I love you so…

"Fandalism" I'm sure I'm not the first to write a song about this wonderful place but I hope you enjoy this... By now we know the DJ on the radio has no control at all of what we hear... The record biz executives its they who give the order this is all too clear... The radio’s repeating keeps repeating keeps repeating everyday... Tune in today and they will play exactly what they played you yesterday..!… And that’s why I say... Thanks goodness Phil decided on that day five years ago That he’d create a place where great musicians all could go A place where… it don’t matter who you are… A place where anyone can be a star..! Here on Fandalism… what a place… where poets and musicians all create... Fandalism it’s the perfect place to be custom built by folks like you and me On Fandalism..! So now you know… the place to go… when radio has truly turned into a bore Come listen in and you’ll begin to realize that Fandalism... offers so much more And if you’re making music you must use it so your songs will all be heard Don’t keep your stuff up on a shelf all to yourself folks that would be absurd Come let it be heard On Fandalism what a site... you check it out and you’ll see I’m right Fandalism come and check it out you’ll see Custom built by folks like you and me… here on Fandalism Where it truly is… a place where we… adults can act like kids... Fandalism… come join in and help it grow Go tell everyone you know... bout Fandalism So I say thanks to Fandalism now Good gosh without it where would I be now? Probably searching for some place to play my songs But here on Fandalism… I’ve found a place where I belong..! Fandalism with my friends a place where hearing brand new music never ends Fandalism it’s where true musicians jam… here in Fandiland! In Fandaland… here in Fandiland… here in Fandiland… ah it’s grand in Fandiland..!

"The City", copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph Here's a live version of a song I first posted a few years ago... Stuck again in city traffic... another Friday afternoon... Everyone's in such a hurry... Cause the weekend will be over soon... I'm looking in my rear view mirror That guy he's riding way too close... I think if he gets any nearer... I'll hit the brakes and he'll be toast... hit the breaks and he'll be toast..! I think that's what he needs the most...! But why is he in such a hurry and why is everybody else... We live our lives in such a flurry... why do we always push ourselves? I guess it's living in the city I guess it's just the city way... I think I'm gonna leave this city I think I'm gonna get away... get out of the city..! I think I'm gonna leave today... yeah... yeah Cause when you leave the city... everything slows down... Yeah when you leave the city... you can get unwound... But if you never leave the city... then you'll never know... What it's like to leave the city... and let your problems go.... away....! Push and shove and stand in lines... Almost everywhere you go... You feel you're wasting so much time Where did another day just go? I think of living in the country... I think of living on a farm... no need to lock my doors and windows... No need to have a car alarm... No I'd be feeling safe from harm... No need for a car alarm... no no... But even if I left the city... and traveled somewhere far away... I know that I'd be back to see my city... Yeah I know I'd be back someday... because I'd miss the city... Yeah even if I went away I know that I'd be back one day... Oh yeah I'd miss the city.. And I know that I'd be back one day... Even if I left the city... I know that I'd be back one day..! Ahhh I'd miss the city..!

"World's Greatest Lover" copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph This is a remake of one of my very first postings which was more or less a disaster... "World's Greatest Lover" I hear her car a pullin in again it's late at night But I know where my baby's been cause me and here we're tight We love each other way to much to tell each other lies And that's why she lets me know it when she's seeing other guys And me you bet I'm lucky to have met someone so honest I'm the only guy she'll ever really love... that's what she promised She got me a coffee mug that reads worlds' greatest lover... And I'm starting to believe it's true cause she's tried so many others..! I'm the World's Greatest Lover.. heck it's... known all over town I'm the World's Greatest Lover...uh huh... at least the best my baby's found..! You've heard about menage a trois... Who woops em both that would be moi Don't mean to brag but c'est la vie... I know it's a drag but you can't beat me...! There'll be no doubt about it when my babe comes through the door I'll ask if she got lucky... she'll tell me yeah she scored..! She'll hold me close and whisper that I'm still the very best And boy will I be happy knowing... I still pass the test... I'm the World's Greatest Lover heck it's known all over town I'm the World's Greatest Lover... mmm least the best my baby's found. I'm the World's Greatest Lover... The World's Greatest Lover... I'm like no other... the World's Greatest Lover... That's me..!

Here's a live version of a song I released earlier. Every once in a while you have to get serious...... read more "Johnny" copyright 2107Johnny's feeling good tonight he buys another round. The waitress serves em up they do a toast then shoot them down.It's just another Friday night like all those nights before. And Johnny and his friends will soon be staggering out the door...Hey Johnny... are you sure that you're okay to drive? Cause I think this time... you may have had too much. But Johnny says that he hasn't drank that much at all... and when he gets home says he' going to call...But Johnny said he hadn't drank that much at all and when he got home... he meant to call. But Johnny doesn't realize just how much he's had... And his trip home is gonna turn out bad...Well the ambulance is racing down the street. And there lies Johnny's body on the ground beneath our feet.At 90 miles an hour on the interstate Southbound. He flipped his car and he flew a hundred feet before he hit the ground. And all of Johnny's friends are there And in disbelief they stand and stare...And all that anyone can say... Is why did Johnny have to die that way...?But Johnny said that he hadn't drank that much at all... And when he got home he meant to call... But if Johnny were alive today I wonder what he'd have to say..? Johnny... miss you Johnny... Johnny...Lord knows we miss you Johnny? Copyright 2017 by Tyler Selph

"Drive to You", by Tyler Selph Recorded a while back while still in Orlando. Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night And I'm thinkin of squeezin and holdin you tight The telephone is so... close but you are so far away. And if I called what would I say? I'm sure by now you've probably forgotten my name. But that doesn't really bother me I couldn't hold you to blame. Cause it was just one night and it was such a long time ago... And I don't think you know how bad I wanna... Drive to you... babe I wanna see you again... Drive to you... Babe I wanna take your hand... Drive to you... will this feeling ever end... t To drive to you.. oh babe I wanna drive to you... I need to get back... to reality Cause I'll never see you again... Your just my fantasy... But I can keep dreamin.. and wishing that my dreams could all come true... But don't think that I'll ever lose the urge to... Drive to you.... babe I wanna see you again... Drive to you... Babe I wanna take your hand... Drive to you... I wanna take your hand... Drive to you... Babe I wanna drive to you... babe I wanna drive to you... Babe I wanna drive to you... Oh girl I wanna drive to you...! Thanks again to my band members Bo Barbot (lead), Andy Shaw (bass), and Bobbi Gruhler (drums). Photo from caranddriver.com